"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Would you do the Bald Britney Spears

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I'd do'er bro
 

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in answer to your question.... See above.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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ahhhhhhh!!!

no way. I like a girl with hair on her head :)
 

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DJDamage said:
I wouldn't touch her to begin with. Drunken trashy hor with 2 kids is not what I am looking for.
I never understood the attraction guys have with her, even before she started coming of age. Kinda the same thing as Anna Nicole and Jenny McCarthy.
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
I never understood the attraction guys have with her, even before she started coming of age. Kinda the same thing as Anna Nicole and Jenny McCarthy.
^^^5 years ago I thought she was very attractive. Now days, if I saw a girl who looks like her at a bar, I wouldn't even bother. Especially now when she is bald, I like a girl with hair.

Still, with regards to the original question of the post. It's briney spears. I think I'd do her solely for the bragging rights :rockon:
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
I never understood the attraction guys have with her, even before she started coming of age. Kinda the same thing as Anna Nicole and Jenny McCarthy.
wall street pushes their "it" broads. they tell sappy dudes who is supposed to be hot and the sappy dudes say, "damn, she is a hottie." they slap her ugly mug on men's magazine covers and place her in a few commercials and there you go.

the american market always pushes older, busty, heavier broads who are celebrities. cameron diaz, demi moore, etc. whatever.

even victoria secrets is a joke. those broads were "it" girls a decade ago in the high fashion industry. they were being had by a bunch of older swarthy model managers. having spent enough time in a few places that produce oodles of high-fashion girls i can tell you that your "movie stars" and "rock stars" are in the back of the line so to speak :whistle: i will also say that if you like the long elegant looking look, you should head to the former evil empire.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephanie_Seymour
great example of what i am saying. boyfriend was a married model manager when she was 15 (when she was big in the fashion world), victoria secrets/sports illustrated in 20's, dated rock star in 20's, married media mogul in 30's, gap ads when she is a mommy.
 

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I didn't have any particular want to see her and i think my favorite quotes from the articles are these.

"Britney is exhibiting an extreme exaggeration of the behavior of the young starlets out there today. Britney, who once had a thriving career as a pop star, now seems to have no career at all, " said Ian Drew of Us Weekly magazine.
'nuff said
As for the new bald look, one fan who's not terribly thrilled said, "It looks terrible."
paradoxical?

comic_relief
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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sparky0000 said:
wall street pushes their "it" broads. they tell sappy dudes who is supposed to be hot and the sappy dudes say, "damn, she is a hottie." they slap her ugly mug on men's magazine covers and place her in a few commercials and there you go...
Yep, I agree. I don't usually go for media stars, they're too glammed up for me. Although I did think Jessica Alba was hot when she was on Dark Angel. That infactuation was as short lived as the show.

Right now if I had to choose my top choices in the industry would be (in no particular order) Sheryl Crow, Salma Hyek, Sandra Bullock, MarisaTormei and whomever the actress is that does the television ads for L'Oreal or Oil of Olay, can't remember. None of them seem to have been through the media meat grinder as most of the popular "it" broads.
 

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Jenny McCarthy isn't as trashy as Anna Nicole or Britney.
 

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sparky0000 said:
wall street pushes their "it" broads. they tell sappy dudes who is supposed to be hot and the sappy dudes say, "damn, she is a hottie." they slap her ugly mug on men's magazine covers and place her in a few commercials and there you go.

the american market always pushes older, busty, heavier broads who are celebrities. cameron diaz, demi moore, etc. whatever.
Here Here! Good post!

I think Britney Spears still looks good with her new "haircut" as it emphesis her pretty eyes and it helps her lose her teen idol image. She looked better with hair but she still looks hot now
 

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All this and I still have to endure her sh1tty music... fvck no.
 

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BTW, no hair = lesbo.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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MrS said:
Jenny McCarthy isn't as trashy as Anna Nicole or Britney.
True. But it's not the trashy factor, I just never felt that any of them were all that attractive.
 

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Britney Spears after taking 6 oxycotton's and watching V For Vendetta: I should do that.
 

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Deus thats true. My old school the prinicipal and two english teachers were the only lesbian teachers in the school and they all had short hair. Says something.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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