"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Would you date a Woman who smokes?

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Freeman

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I ask this question because it is becoming apparent to me that many guys HATE woman who smoke-Even though a lot of the guys smoke themselves. Should there be a double standard to this? ME personally I don't have a problem with it-as long as doesn't get crazy with it!

What are your guys thoughts?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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earthshyne

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Nope.

Don't like kissing an ashtray. Don't like the "I'll just step outside for a smoke" moments. Don't like the $$ that keeps leaking out of the pocket to buy them.

IMO, there's no upside to smoking. Not one. Been there, done that.
 

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Social smoking is fine - hell, I've been known to down entire packs without realizing it on Saturday Nights with friends. As long as she can keep it in check and not let it run her life I'm cool with it, but I really don't dig girls who need to smoke - it just comes off as annoying, especially when you're watching a movie or eating out somewhere...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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