"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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would u hit a girl?

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Lexington

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Yeah I would, I usually start out by hitting it from the back, then maybe switching it up to cowgirl and then I like to end from the missionary position.
 

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Lexington said:
Yeah I would, I usually start out by hitting it from the back, then maybe switching it up to cowgirl and then I like to end from the missionary position.

winner winner chicken dinner!
 

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"I'd slap a biatch"

But I like Lexington's answer, repped
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Mr.Freestyler19

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Lexington said:
Yeah I would, I usually start out by hitting it from the back, then maybe switching it up to cowgirl and then I like to end from the missionary position.
owns all other answers
 

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"Not usually. But what the hey, since you asked nicely....." (then raise your hand like you're going to backhand her)

"No way! You're not into that, are you?"

"Does a titty twister count?"

"Not unless she did something really really unforgivably horrible....... like didn't have a cold beer waiting for me when I got home from work or something."
 

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Lexington said:
Yeah I would, I usually start out by hitting it from the back, then maybe switching it up to cowgirl and then I like to end from the missionary position.
This and similar witticisms!

Lexington, I'd allow you to get equipped with +1 rep if I spread some rep around!
 
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