BongDuy
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What would you say if a girl asked you this? Can you guys come up with anything funny that could change the conversation?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
would u hit a girl?
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Proselytiser
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Repped Lexington that's gold
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Mr.Freestyler19
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owns all other answersLexington said:
BongDuy
Master Don Juan
lol thanks mucho, i've just always thought about it and now i have a funny response. 
Nexus Polaris
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"Not usually. But what the hey, since you asked nicely....." (then raise your hand like you're going to backhand her)
"No way! You're not into that, are you?"
"Does a titty twister count?"
"Not unless she did something really really unforgivably horrible....... like didn't have a cold beer waiting for me when I got home from work or something."
"No way! You're not into that, are you?"
"Does a titty twister count?"
"Not unless she did something really really unforgivably horrible....... like didn't have a cold beer waiting for me when I got home from work or something."
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This and similar witticisms!Lexington said:
Lexington, I'd allow you to get equipped with +1 rep if I spread some rep around!