BongDuy
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What would you say if a girl asked you this? Can you guys come up with anything funny that could change the conversation?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
would u hit a girl?
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Proselytiser
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Repped Lexington that's gold
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Mr.Freestyler19
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owns all other answersLexington said:
BongDuy
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lol thanks mucho, i've just always thought about it and now i have a funny response. 
Nexus Polaris
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"Not usually. But what the hey, since you asked nicely....." (then raise your hand like you're going to backhand her)
"No way! You're not into that, are you?"
"Does a titty twister count?"
"Not unless she did something really really unforgivably horrible....... like didn't have a cold beer waiting for me when I got home from work or something."
"No way! You're not into that, are you?"
"Does a titty twister count?"
"Not unless she did something really really unforgivably horrible....... like didn't have a cold beer waiting for me when I got home from work or something."
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This and similar witticisms!Lexington said:
Lexington, I'd allow you to get equipped with +1 rep if I spread some rep around!