BongDuy
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What would you say if a girl asked you this? Can you guys come up with anything funny that could change the conversation?
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
would u hit a girl?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Proselytiser
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Repped Lexington that's gold
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Mr.Freestyler19
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owns all other answersLexington said:
BongDuy
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lol thanks mucho, i've just always thought about it and now i have a funny response. 
Nexus Polaris
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"Not usually. But what the hey, since you asked nicely....." (then raise your hand like you're going to backhand her)
"No way! You're not into that, are you?"
"Does a titty twister count?"
"Not unless she did something really really unforgivably horrible....... like didn't have a cold beer waiting for me when I got home from work or something."
"No way! You're not into that, are you?"
"Does a titty twister count?"
"Not unless she did something really really unforgivably horrible....... like didn't have a cold beer waiting for me when I got home from work or something."
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This and similar witticisms!Lexington said:
Lexington, I'd allow you to get equipped with +1 rep if I spread some rep around!