"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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would i be a bad person for sending a girl this message?

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(her name),

When I first met you, I was fvcked up as hell. You looked hot (after 10 beers), so I spit my quality game at you, and within 5 minutes, I fvcked you. Week later, I call you up, and meet you. Oops. You don't look anything like what I remembered you looked like. I decided i would Drink as much as possible in order to make u look hotter. This plan fell through when u said we should leave after only 3 drinks. We left, and I fvcked u, and I couldnt come because u were so damn ugly.

After that night, you looked at me like some kind of pu$$y. Maybe it was because I wasn't spittin my A game ever since our first fvck (that $hit is reserved for hot girls, ugly girls usually get too overwhelmed by it) The girl ive been fvcking these days left to go back to Finland (where she was from) last thursday, and after an unsuccessful weekend of trying to get laid, I woke up super horny with a huge boner this morning, and decided to message you. Your response pissed me off so much that I wrote this. Don't message me back, becuase anything you write will be deleted.

Peace
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Well, you can probably say goodbye to whatever social-proof you have in the circle she's in. That letter is going to spread like wildfire and be gossip for months

I would take out this part: "Your response pissed me off so much that I wrote this." and change the words to something like: "Your response to me made me realize you deserve what I'm writing." Swapping those words around makes it seem less reactionary and more thought-out.

Still, she'll think you're an ******* lol. I'd probably do the same thing to a woman though....but if she's insecure, you might not want to give her that message because it would drive her over the edge.
 
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You are an AFC. A DJ would never send that to anybody.
 

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haha, I agree as well. I woudl have never sent it (nor did I really consider sending it). I wrote it b/c I was pissed off, but because I did not want to send it, nor did i want to delete such gold, I thought id post it on this forum to give others a chuckle or two.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Bogs1212 said:
haha, I agree as well. I woudl have never sent it (nor did I really consider sending it). I wrote it b/c I was pissed off, but because I did not want to send it, nor did i want to delete such gold, I thought id post it on this forum to give others a chuckle or two.


Are you being confident? :kick:
 
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Bogs1212 said:
haha, I agree as well. I woudl have never sent it (nor did I really consider sending it). I wrote it b/c I was pissed off, but because I did not want to send it, nor did i want to delete such gold, I thought id post it on this forum to give others a chuckle or two.

Just the fact that you wrote that note at all is pretty bad.
 

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thats just out right mean and nasty.
if you don't want a relationship with her, break things off, but don't break her self esteem and confidence by telling her she's ugly and makes you wanna vomit. it does not help you any, and it doesn't help her either.
unless you are one of those people that have such low self esteem that you take pleasure in breaking someone else's down like a school yard bully.

just man up, grab your balls, and tell her that you have other things going on and you can't keep seeing her and end it.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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"Spit my A game at you"

Chode
 

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Bogs1212 said:
(her name),

When I first met you, I was fvcked up as hell. You looked hot (after 10 beers), so I spit my quality game at you, and within 5 minutes, I fvcked you. Week later, I call you up, and meet you. Oops. You don't look anything like what I remembered you looked like. I decided i would Drink as much as possible in order to make u look hotter. This plan fell through when u said we should leave after only 3 drinks. We left, and I fvcked u, and I couldnt come because u were so damn ugly.

After that night, you looked at me like some kind of pu$$y. Maybe it was because I wasn't spittin my A game ever since our first fvck (that $hit is reserved for hot girls, ugly girls usually get too overwhelmed by it) The girl ive been fvcking these days left to go back to Finland (where she was from) last thursday, and after an unsuccessful weekend of trying to get laid, I woke up super horny with a huge boner this morning, and decided to message you. Your response pissed me off so much that I wrote this. Don't message me back, becuase anything you write will be deleted.

Peace

Bad person no. Pathetic yes. You're pissed and need to walk away and cool off before you embarrass yourself.

Rule of thumb - don't contact someone to tell them you don't want any contact with them. Just go.

And they guy that told you earlier in the thread that this is an AFC move nailed it. It really is one of the worst AFC things you could do. Don't forget to get drunk and call her crying and apologizing later. That's the next step in the program.

Just.....walk....away.
 

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Hahaha, I know you were joking, but seriously, don't ever say this to anyone. Ever. Ever.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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