Scrumtulescence
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ICP
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Worst Band of All Time!
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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Saigon Kick was the ****!
Shame hardly anyone knows about them.
Shame hardly anyone knows about them.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Hey now! Cinderella wasn't bad. They looked lame, but it's the music that counts. Helloween was great too.
**** it. I'll list my favorite bands just like everyone else, trendy cvnt that I am:
Ulver
Katatonia
My Dying Bride
old Arch Enemy (Johan. You are sorely missed)
old Entombed
Saigon Kick
Steelheart (mf'ers are back!)
Gorgoroth
old Cradle of Filth
Anathema
Sigh
Dokken
a-ha
Portishead
Hooverphonic
In Flames
Aborted
Carcass
Faith No More
Moonspell
Morbid Angel
**** it. I'll list my favorite bands just like everyone else, trendy cvnt that I am:
Ulver
Katatonia
My Dying Bride
old Arch Enemy (Johan. You are sorely missed)
old Entombed
Saigon Kick
Steelheart (mf'ers are back!)
Gorgoroth
old Cradle of Filth
Anathema
Sigh
Dokken
a-ha
Portishead
Hooverphonic
In Flames
Aborted
Carcass
Faith No More
Moonspell
Morbid Angel
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I just saw them last weekend. Going again next weekend.
It's just the singer and one of the guitarists, but I suppose it can't be helped. The new lineup kicks ass live anyway.
They have a myspace with some new songs.
It's just the singer and one of the guitarists, but I suppose it can't be helped. The new lineup kicks ass live anyway.
They have a myspace with some new songs.
I totally agree! They're so childish and not funny. They remind me of my friends and I trying to make up crude rhymes for some cheap laughs back in our pubescent years.comic_relief said:
Second worst band has to be Beautiful South. Their songs are dreadful and every single one of them manages to get stuck in my head for days and drive me crazy! I hate them!
I don't know how they do it, but they should incorporate political messages or advertising and they'd brainwash everyone in no time!
PeterNorthisawesome
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Yup I totally agree ICP blows so much. I would also like to add ALL DEATH METAL like cannibal corpse... it's not music anymore.Scrumtulescence said:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Most of my hated ones have been mentioned already, but I haven't seen Nirvana/Kurt Cobain. He is the most overrated "musician" of all time. All of his songs sound the same (not all but most). Anyway, the list would go on and on if I had time but I will leave you with that.
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What? They were good for their time.sexxyback said:
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They sound very generic.Mr. Unique said:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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Oh man.... Death Metal rules.:rockon: :rockon:PeterNorthisawesome said:
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Me, my brother and his ex-girlfriend's cousin's sister's parole officer created a band called Jimmy and the Snuka's. We're not very good.
The worst band ever is a band you never heard of, some pimply-faced teenagers in their garage. A more appropriate title would be 'Worst band of all time that managed to become popular and successful'. That would go to Nickelback, or any of the modern teenage groups fronted by a talentless female teenager (Hilary Duff, Ashlee Simpson, etc.) who use creative software to fix their horrible voice.
The worst band ever is a band you never heard of, some pimply-faced teenagers in their garage. A more appropriate title would be 'Worst band of all time that managed to become popular and successful'. That would go to Nickelback, or any of the modern teenage groups fronted by a talentless female teenager (Hilary Duff, Ashlee Simpson, etc.) who use creative software to fix their horrible voice.