Scrumtulescence
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ICP
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Worst Band of All Time!
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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Saigon Kick was the ****!
Shame hardly anyone knows about them.
Shame hardly anyone knows about them.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Hey now! Cinderella wasn't bad. They looked lame, but it's the music that counts. Helloween was great too.
**** it. I'll list my favorite bands just like everyone else, trendy cvnt that I am:
Ulver
Katatonia
My Dying Bride
old Arch Enemy (Johan. You are sorely missed)
old Entombed
Saigon Kick
Steelheart (mf'ers are back!)
Gorgoroth
old Cradle of Filth
Anathema
Sigh
Dokken
a-ha
Portishead
Hooverphonic
In Flames
Aborted
Carcass
Faith No More
Moonspell
Morbid Angel
**** it. I'll list my favorite bands just like everyone else, trendy cvnt that I am:
Ulver
Katatonia
My Dying Bride
old Arch Enemy (Johan. You are sorely missed)
old Entombed
Saigon Kick
Steelheart (mf'ers are back!)
Gorgoroth
old Cradle of Filth
Anathema
Sigh
Dokken
a-ha
Portishead
Hooverphonic
In Flames
Aborted
Carcass
Faith No More
Moonspell
Morbid Angel
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I just saw them last weekend. Going again next weekend.
It's just the singer and one of the guitarists, but I suppose it can't be helped. The new lineup kicks ass live anyway.
They have a myspace with some new songs.
It's just the singer and one of the guitarists, but I suppose it can't be helped. The new lineup kicks ass live anyway.
They have a myspace with some new songs.
I totally agree! They're so childish and not funny. They remind me of my friends and I trying to make up crude rhymes for some cheap laughs back in our pubescent years.comic_relief said:
Second worst band has to be Beautiful South. Their songs are dreadful and every single one of them manages to get stuck in my head for days and drive me crazy! I hate them!
I don't know how they do it, but they should incorporate political messages or advertising and they'd brainwash everyone in no time!
PeterNorthisawesome
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Yup I totally agree ICP blows so much. I would also like to add ALL DEATH METAL like cannibal corpse... it's not music anymore.Scrumtulescence said:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Most of my hated ones have been mentioned already, but I haven't seen Nirvana/Kurt Cobain. He is the most overrated "musician" of all time. All of his songs sound the same (not all but most). Anyway, the list would go on and on if I had time but I will leave you with that.
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What? They were good for their time.sexxyback said:
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They sound very generic.Mr. Unique said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Serialized3
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Oh man.... Death Metal rules.:rockon: :rockon:PeterNorthisawesome said:
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Me, my brother and his ex-girlfriend's cousin's sister's parole officer created a band called Jimmy and the Snuka's. We're not very good.
The worst band ever is a band you never heard of, some pimply-faced teenagers in their garage. A more appropriate title would be 'Worst band of all time that managed to become popular and successful'. That would go to Nickelback, or any of the modern teenage groups fronted by a talentless female teenager (Hilary Duff, Ashlee Simpson, etc.) who use creative software to fix their horrible voice.
The worst band ever is a band you never heard of, some pimply-faced teenagers in their garage. A more appropriate title would be 'Worst band of all time that managed to become popular and successful'. That would go to Nickelback, or any of the modern teenage groups fronted by a talentless female teenager (Hilary Duff, Ashlee Simpson, etc.) who use creative software to fix their horrible voice.