Scrumtulescence
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Worst Band of All Time!
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
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Saigon Kick was the ****!
Shame hardly anyone knows about them.
Shame hardly anyone knows about them.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
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Hey now! Cinderella wasn't bad. They looked lame, but it's the music that counts. Helloween was great too.
**** it. I'll list my favorite bands just like everyone else, trendy cvnt that I am:
Ulver
Katatonia
My Dying Bride
old Arch Enemy (Johan. You are sorely missed)
old Entombed
Saigon Kick
Steelheart (mf'ers are back!)
Gorgoroth
old Cradle of Filth
Anathema
Sigh
Dokken
a-ha
Portishead
Hooverphonic
In Flames
Aborted
Carcass
Faith No More
Moonspell
Morbid Angel
**** it. I'll list my favorite bands just like everyone else, trendy cvnt that I am:
Ulver
Katatonia
My Dying Bride
old Arch Enemy (Johan. You are sorely missed)
old Entombed
Saigon Kick
Steelheart (mf'ers are back!)
Gorgoroth
old Cradle of Filth
Anathema
Sigh
Dokken
a-ha
Portishead
Hooverphonic
In Flames
Aborted
Carcass
Faith No More
Moonspell
Morbid Angel
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I just saw them last weekend. Going again next weekend.
It's just the singer and one of the guitarists, but I suppose it can't be helped. The new lineup kicks ass live anyway.
They have a myspace with some new songs.
It's just the singer and one of the guitarists, but I suppose it can't be helped. The new lineup kicks ass live anyway.
They have a myspace with some new songs.
I totally agree! They're so childish and not funny. They remind me of my friends and I trying to make up crude rhymes for some cheap laughs back in our pubescent years.comic_relief said:
Second worst band has to be Beautiful South. Their songs are dreadful and every single one of them manages to get stuck in my head for days and drive me crazy! I hate them!
I don't know how they do it, but they should incorporate political messages or advertising and they'd brainwash everyone in no time!
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Yup I totally agree ICP blows so much. I would also like to add ALL DEATH METAL like cannibal corpse... it's not music anymore.Scrumtulescence said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Most of my hated ones have been mentioned already, but I haven't seen Nirvana/Kurt Cobain. He is the most overrated "musician" of all time. All of his songs sound the same (not all but most). Anyway, the list would go on and on if I had time but I will leave you with that.
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What? They were good for their time.sexxyback said:
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They sound very generic.Mr. Unique said:
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
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Oh man.... Death Metal rules.:rockon: :rockon:PeterNorthisawesome said:
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Me, my brother and his ex-girlfriend's cousin's sister's parole officer created a band called Jimmy and the Snuka's. We're not very good.
The worst band ever is a band you never heard of, some pimply-faced teenagers in their garage. A more appropriate title would be 'Worst band of all time that managed to become popular and successful'. That would go to Nickelback, or any of the modern teenage groups fronted by a talentless female teenager (Hilary Duff, Ashlee Simpson, etc.) who use creative software to fix their horrible voice.
The worst band ever is a band you never heard of, some pimply-faced teenagers in their garage. A more appropriate title would be 'Worst band of all time that managed to become popular and successful'. That would go to Nickelback, or any of the modern teenage groups fronted by a talentless female teenager (Hilary Duff, Ashlee Simpson, etc.) who use creative software to fix their horrible voice.