"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Worst AFC ever - had to share

the_stig

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Stumbled upon a few dudes profiles on POF and decided to check out the competition, it's seriously weak. My jaw dropped at what some guys put on their profiles. This is one of the worst and a quintessential example of how NOT to attract women. Hope i'm not being offensive or breaking a rule by posting this.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=17211505
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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the_stig said:
Stumbled upon a few dudes profiles on POF and decided to check out the competition, it's seriously weak. My jaw dropped at what some guys put on their profiles. This is one of the worst and a quintessential example of how NOT to attract women.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=17211505
Not the worst I've ever seen.

Seems like the kinda guy who would be a great friend.. But extremely boring to a woman. Feel bad for the guy, he just doesn't get it.
 

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I thought his profile was more emo than AFC, with all the rambling about music and some negativity/suicidal thoughts thrown in.
 

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Not the worst but bad. Dude needs to get different glasses.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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holy sh!t, just decided to do a local POF search for laughs, nothing but warpigs looking for their prince charming LOL
 

No Girls 4 U

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Wow. Well, he certainly did a GREAT job of putting together a profile that will scare of women. He just told them in one sitting: "I'm depressed, I'm too nice, and I'm easily punked. PLEASE date me!"

Some people just don't get it...

- Harry Wilmington

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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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