"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Me and my girlfriend have been sexually active for the last couple months. We haven't had intercourse but she has given me a bj and I have fingered her. Her period is a week late and still hasn't come. Is it ordinary for every now and then a period to be this late? Also is it possible for her to get pregnant if I accidentally got some cvm on my hand and then fingered her (wouldn't be a lot of cvm sense I didn't notice)? Or am I just worrying myself more than I need too?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Pasted from the main page:

"A forum for DJs at least 25 years old to discuss problems, situations, and techniques UNIQUE to older and more mature men."
 

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thanks for describing to me what type of question I asked, now could you answer it?
 

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So very unlikely. $13 for an EPT test, bro. You'll know in minutes.
 

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thanks for describing to me what type of question I asked, now could you answer it?
danro. You are not 25 or older. Stop flaming us for pointing it out.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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how can someone get pregnant without actually having sex?
 

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danro said:
Me and my girlfriend have been sexually active for the last couple months. We haven't had intercourse but she has given me a bj and I have fingered her. Her period is a week late and still hasn't come. Is it ordinary for every now and then a period to be this late? Also is it possible for her to get pregnant if I accidentally got some cvm on my hand and then fingered her (wouldn't be a lot of cvm sense I didn't notice)? Or am I just worrying myself more than I need too?
Yeah i'll answer it now. Just try to put it in the right spot next time, ok?

>Whether you've been sexually active is debatable, since you haven't actually had intercourse.

>Yes its normal for periods to be late sometimes. Its even normal for them to be missed altogether under certain circumstances, such as if she's on a diet, is exercising heavily, is stressed (such as from worrying about being pregnant :rolleyes: ), etc.

> Yes, its possible for her to get pregnant if you put any amount of cu* on your finger then inserted it into her vag***. The chance will mathematically be relatively low from one time doing this with that amount of cu*, but it wont be zero chance.
 

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Alright, thanks a lot. Sorry for flaming you, I've just been worried sick about this and let my temper go. Thanks again for some reassurance.
 

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danro, the answer to ur question is yes u can get her pregnant without intercourse and by reading ur post i would say she probably is pregnant. When u have sexual intercourse without pretection u are ejaculating ur cvm into her vag!na. What u did was u put ur hands, which had ur *** on them and then stuck them in her vag!na. what u did was just like having intercourse with her. Once u put sperm in her vagina they will start swimming to the egg, no matter how u put that sperm there. U can even get her pregnant by putting sperm on the surface of her vagina, They WILL swim into it and to the egg. That means after ur done fvckin her or whatever, u can't cuddle up naked to her in the spooning position because leftover cvm can drip off ur pen!s and on her vagina. Do u now understand?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Found of a site.
How long sperm can live in the open-air depends on the situation, what kind of environment it's in and how much sperm is present. But, on average, sperm can't live for much longer than a few hours in the open-air. It's important to remember that if sperm is inside a women's body, it can survive for up to seven days.

There is a risk of pregnancy if sperm comes into contact with the vagina in any way including from sperm on fingers. If you think that sperm may have come into contact with your vagina within the last five days, and you don't want to get pregnant, you should seek advice on emergency contraception as soon as possible.

If you think you might be pregnant, for example, if your period is late, you can get a urine test done to find out for sure. Most pregnancy tests state that they work as soon as a period is late. If you don't have a regular cycle it can be difficult to know when your period is due, so it's best to take the test three weeks after having unprotected sex (as this is roughly how long it will take for the hormone levels to show up on the test).

But the chances of The girl getting pregnant from a small dose of c** from a finger that 'may' have been there is a little far fetched.
 
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