"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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work out before go out first better or rest then go out?

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I want to look bigger, and have more definetion to my muscles before I go out. Is it better to work out right before going out? Will it pump up my muscles and make them look bigger and more cut, or does the muscles need rest to look bigger and that I should rest few days before going out to look bigger?

sorry for my english.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If you work out before you are gonna be flat afterwards... at least, that's for me.
I say, don't worry about it so much, it's not gonna make a difference to have 22" or 21.6" guns or whatever.
Load on creatine a few hours if you wanna look better, but don't stress it so much.
 
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he does have a point tho. i like lookin' at myself in the mirror after i work out, and i do look alot bigger than usual. whut if ur going swimming and u'd like to look better with ur shirt off? wouldn't it be better to work out a few minutes before going?
 
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After I work out my muscles only stay engorged with blood for about 20 min and then they go back to normal size. If you're gonna be shirtless at a pool do some push ups in the bathroom before you walk out.

If she isn't going to see your bare skin within 20 min of working out I wouldn't worry about it.
 
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