"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Womenspeak redux. Post your translations.

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Make me pregnant = more child support! Cool!
Text me later = I'm busy fvcking another guy at the moment.
She's my best friend, but she's kind of a slvt = I fvcked most of the same guys she has.
My dad was abusive and left us when I was a little girl = I'm easy and will have sex with just about anybody.
You can put it in my butt = everyone else does.
I wear thongs = except when I'm at the club. Then I go commando.
I had a 3some once = I go to sex parties and the guys make me "airtight". Fun!
Are we exclusive? = I'm insecure as sh!t and am raising my anti slvt defense.
I never had a ONS = except last Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.
I love my cat = I am way fvcked up because of my personality disorder.
Oh baby, those guys that text me are just my friends, don't worry = I fvcked them all and they're just comin' back for more cuz I'm easy.
My roommate and I are so close = she did me with a strap on. Oh my!

Entertainment only. Have fun. :D
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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there was a thread few weeks ago about women's translations. If you could find it you can get more out of it. any way some new folks also can leave their comments here.
 
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I love this thread.

"I broke up with my bf three months ago and haven't dated anybody else." = I'm still F-ing him.

"I'm not introducing you to my friends.". = You're too ugly. It would insult them.

"Don't change. Just be yourself, a nice guy." = I want you to be a virgin until you're 39. My girlfriends and I make fun of you behind your back.

"Looks aren't important. I want a guy with confidence and personality." = OMG, that guy over there is hot. I gotta go now.

"I just broke up with my boyfriend." = Your place or mine?

"Yeah we can go out Saturday night, but you have to drop me off early. I have to get up early on Sunday." = I will text another guy as soon as you drop me off.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Make me pregnant = more child support! Cool!
Text me later = I'm busy fvcking another guy at the moment.
She's my best friend, but she's kind of a slvt = I fvcked most of the same guys she has.
My dad was abusive and left us when I was a little girl = I'm easy and will have sex with just about anybody.
You can put it in my butt = everyone else does.
I wear thongs = except when I'm at the club. Then I go commando.
I had a 3some once = I go to sex parties and the guys make me "airtight". Fun!
Are we exclusive? = I'm insecure as sh!t and am raising my anti slvt defense.
I never had a ONS = except last Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.
I love my cat = I am way fvcked up because of my personality disorder.
Oh baby, those guys that text me are just my friends, don't worry = I fvcked them all and they're just comin' back for more cuz I'm easy.
My roommate and I are so close = she did me with a strap on. Oh my!
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I don't know = I know but i don't want to tell you.
Facebook message is status "hfsdhfdjshfas;fheowhfohfadsv" = I am a garbage chic just looking for attention, really don't know what to write here.
 
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We have to talk= you have to listen

Good=I finally got what I wanted

You should show some respect= you should do what I said

You are cold= you dont treat me anymore as a princess no matter what

Shes a b1tch= she get more attention from guys than I do

He is an azzhole= he doesnt take any sh1t and that turn me on

He is very nice= he is an afc

He is a loser= he is an afc but yet isnt gonna take it

Yes= maybe
Maybe=no
No= ... (it depends on her mood)

Lets just be friends= I find u unattractive and chump enough to get away with this bvllsh1t

I like to travel= I like to do the same parties I do here but in different places

Im adventurous = sometimes I eat at indian restaurant and do things that Im not accountable for if something goes wrong

Im a woman with balls= Im simply a girl who found a way to behave as a man except the responsibility that comes from my action

No way im gonna do anal (out of nowhere)= I want you to ask me to do anal

Those things are disrespectul toward women= Im not gonna give you head or swallow because you are not attractive to me but I would with that guy

You should stop treating me as a baby= however that turns me on

Those guys behave like cavemen= wish other men did the same

I'm a succesfull woman= I manage to pay the rent and my bills
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"I'm a feminist." = 'You have to kill the bugs, take out the trash, and make more money than me, because you're the man.'
 
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Bible_Belt said:
"I'm a feminist." = 'You have to kill the bugs, take out the trash, and make more money than me, because you're the man.'
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Ain't that the fvckin truth!
 
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Mike32ct said:
"I don't know who the father is." = There was a train of five guys doing me. Hopefully, the father will be the one that looks most like my boyfriend.
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HAHAHAHA
 
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Strelok said:
Yes= maybe
Maybe=no
No= ... (it depends on her mood)
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No is maybe, maybe is yes, yes then she's no lady.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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