Womenspeak redux. Post your translations.

[5string]

More:

Make me pregnant = more child support! Cool!
Text me later = I'm busy fvcking another guy at the moment.
She's my best friend, but she's kind of a slvt = I fvcked most of the same guys she has.
My dad was abusive and left us when I was a little girl = I'm easy and will have sex with just about anybody.
You can put it in my butt = everyone else does.
I wear thongs = except when I'm at the club. Then I go commando.
I had a 3some once = I go to sex parties and the guys make me "airtight". Fun!
Are we exclusive? = I'm insecure as sh!t and am raising my anti slvt defense.
I never had a ONS = except last Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.
I love my cat = I am way fvcked up because of my personality disorder.
Oh baby, those guys that text me are just my friends, don't worry = I fvcked them all and they're just comin' back for more cuz I'm easy.
My roommate and I are so close = she did me with a strap on. Oh my!

Entertainment only. Have fun.

 

[oneboy21]

there was a thread few weeks ago about women's translations. If you could find it you can get more out of it. any way some new folks also can leave their comments here.

 

[Mike32ct]

I love this thread.

"I broke up with my bf three months ago and haven't dated anybody else." = I'm still F-ing him.

"I'm not introducing you to my friends.". = You're too ugly. It would insult them.

"Don't change. Just be yourself, a nice guy." = I want you to be a virgin until you're 39. My girlfriends and I make fun of you behind your back.

"Looks aren't important. I want a guy with confidence and personality." = OMG, that guy over there is hot. I gotta go now.

"I just broke up with my boyfriend." = Your place or mine?

"Yeah we can go out Saturday night, but you have to drop me off early. I have to get up early on Sunday." = I will text another guy as soon as you drop me off.

 

[5string]

there was a thread few weeks ago about women's translations. If you could find it you can get more out of it. any way some new folks also can leave their comments here.

Here is the old thread just for fun.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=185654

 

[EvilAgenda]

Funny stuff, fellas, keep'em coming.

 

[sexysuave]

Make me pregnant = more child support! Cool!
Text me later = I'm busy fvcking another guy at the moment.
She's my best friend, but she's kind of a slvt = I fvcked most of the same guys she has.
My dad was abusive and left us when I was a little girl = I'm easy and will have sex with just about anybody.
You can put it in my butt = everyone else does.
I wear thongs = except when I'm at the club. Then I go commando.
I had a 3some once = I go to sex parties and the guys make me "airtight". Fun!
Are we exclusive? = I'm insecure as sh!t and am raising my anti slvt defense.
I never had a ONS = except last Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.
I love my cat = I am way fvcked up because of my personality disorder.
Oh baby, those guys that text me are just my friends, don't worry = I fvcked them all and they're just comin' back for more cuz I'm easy.
My roommate and I are so close = she did me with a strap on. Oh my!

:crackup:

 

[oneboy21]

Fun stuff keep it coming.

 

[Mike32ct]

"Ohhh don't stop. Don't stop." = Don't pull out.

"I don't know who the father is." = There was a train of five guys doing me. Hopefully, the father will be the one that looks most like my boyfriend.

 

[oneboy21]

I don't know = I know but i don't want to tell you.
Facebook message is status "hfsdhfdjshfas;fheowhfohfadsv" = I am a garbage chic just looking for attention, really don't know what to write here.

 

[Strelok]

We have to talk= you have to listen

Good=I finally got what I wanted

You should show some respect= you should do what I said

You are cold= you dont treat me anymore as a princess no matter what

Shes a b1tch= she get more attention from guys than I do

He is an azzhole= he doesnt take any sh1t and that turn me on

He is very nice= he is an afc

He is a loser= he is an afc but yet isnt gonna take it

Yes= maybe
Maybe=no
No= ... (it depends on her mood)

Lets just be friends= I find u unattractive and chump enough to get away with this bvllsh1t

I like to travel= I like to do the same parties I do here but in different places

Im adventurous = sometimes I eat at indian restaurant and do things that Im not accountable for if something goes wrong

Im a woman with balls= Im simply a girl who found a way to behave as a man except the responsibility that comes from my action

No way im gonna do anal (out of nowhere)= I want you to ask me to do anal

Those things are disrespectul toward women= Im not gonna give you head or swallow because you are not attractive to me but I would with that guy

You should stop treating me as a baby= however that turns me on

Those guys behave like cavemen= wish other men did the same

I'm a succesfull woman= I manage to pay the rent and my bills

 

[oneboy21]

I like taller guys = i want big penis

 

[Bible_Belt]

"I'm a feminist." = 'You have to kill the bugs, take out the trash, and make more money than me, because you're the man.'

 

[5string]

"I'm a feminist." = 'You have to kill the bugs, take out the trash, and make more money than me, because you're the man.'

Ain't that the fvckin truth!

 

[PDubb75]

"I don't know who the father is." = There was a train of five guys doing me. Hopefully, the father will be the one that looks most like my boyfriend.

HAHAHAHA

 

[Rogue]

Yes= maybe
Maybe=no
No= ... (it depends on her mood)

No is maybe, maybe is yes, yes then she's no lady.