THE_ADDMAN
Master Don Juan
I dont mind a big booty. I just hate fat girls who think they are hot **** just because of their fat ass (wonder how they got that anyways
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That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
100% right, over here in NY guys go crazy. These are probably the only chicks who could pass with a decent enough face and still be considered 8s to some men. I've literally seen a whole block stop just to look at this one girl, I've seen perverted camera men running down the street to record the footage of the girl walking. Camera phones, etc. These types of girls get treated just like the pretty 9s that don't have such assets.Maximus Rex said:On the issue of the a$$. The a$$ fetish is mostly held by members of minority groups or white guys that like Black and Spanish women. I personally think J-Lo has a very nice a$$, typical of Spanish women in NYC. Put J-LO in a cell with me. I'd do something real nasty to her.
It's like comparing Anna Kournikova to Serena Williams.DJDamage said:Aman.
Tight shapley glutes its what it is about. If a chick has a fat ass you know its going to get worse as she ages. Any chick with a really big ass or even a flat ass needs to go to the gym and work it out.
An excercise specifically for the glutes won't be a bad idea either....
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My thoughts exactly. There was always this one chick at work who was like, "Big girls right it harder yo!". Everytime she said that I was thinking, 'big difference between thick girls and obesity'.THE_ADDMAN said:I dont mind a big booty. I just hate fat girls who think they are hot **** just because of their fat ass (wonder how they got that anyways)
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Does the woman in the first picture look as if her thighs are bigger than her ass? I mean her ass is already big but with those thighs, I can only imaging how she'll look in 10 years if she doesn't firm up.Cash said:It's so tiresome when certain forumites come out with the usual, "how could you like fat asses, i don't get it - I would rather a women with an ass of that of a ten year old boy" BS.
My personal theory is that, the better (bigger) equipt you are to handle a 'bigger' ass the more likely you are prefere and crave one.
Exhibit 1
Exhibit 2
The ass in the images above could hardly be classed as 'fat' even by traditional western standards, but could well be classified as 'big' relative to that of your avarage woman of similar slim build today. If this is the case, then God bless big asses. IMO A womans ass is by far her best physical asset and the first thing i look at after the face.
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
More like a Capital BSkilla_Staz said:I like those C booties...
Where from the profile it looks like the letter C. Except the letter c curves in at the top and bottom, that would look weird. But you get the idea.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Big asses and big thighs are awesome. Just hit it from the back and its like riding a wave or a rollercoaster, whichever you prefer.Francisco d'Anconia said:Does the woman in the first picture look as if her thighs are bigger than her ass? I mean her ass is already big but with those thighs, I can only imaging how she'll look in 10 years if she doesn't firm up.
I'm sorry but I'm not tappin' nothing from the back that has fat rolling in like the waves of a tsunami. The women either look misproportioned by being bottom heavy or their fat is settling in their hips and ass after running out of space in their gut, their arms and their chins.oakraiderz2 said:Big asses and big thighs are awesome. Just hit it from the back and its like riding a wave or a rollercoaster, whichever you prefer.
manchild said:I'm in college and I see big booty girls in the library all the time. lol
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.