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Yeah me too. At my age I need a little more visual stimulation. I'm not 15 anymore and the sight of "BOOBIES!!!" doesn't get me off.bigjohnson said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Women topless?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Serialized3
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Haha, spoken like a tr00 metalhead :rockon:edger said:
bigjohnson
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shop until I die! said:
I'm not sure it's so much age as experience. I've seen 'em before, a lot, and while I can appreciate the aesthetic value of a nice pair I also don't get stiff when I see a beautiful sunset.
This is part of a more fundamental discussion about appreciating beauty outside sexual attraction really.
Back to experience, I've learnt that women's bodies are sexy all over in the right circumstances and outside those circumstances specific parts society has deemed fit to be covered are not intrinsically connected to anything sexual that involves me.
In plain English, just because she's topless doesn't mean you're gonna get to feel her up, so get over it and get on with whatever you were doing.
shop until I die! said:
it's not really about being immature persay. but for some people it might be offensive. just like seeing people have sex in the middle of the street may be seen as offensive by most people. we all dont wana see some random woman taking it up the butt at mcdaonalds. no matter how mature we are. it might not get me off, but i dont wanna see it.
i for one dont wanna go around seeing some 90 year olds flabby tits out of nowhere.
ValleyDJing
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As long as they make me a sammich when they're done...I'm okay with it. 
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Rollo Tomassi
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Let's get down to brass tacks here; the only people bothered by the sight of naked breasts are women with less than ideal figures.
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AmenRollo Tomassi said:
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Why did you post this exact thing in that other post, Secondly wtf are you talking about?Mr. Wolf said:
"Generous"?? Huh..Mr. Wolf said:
Wtf is this sh!t?Mr. Wolf said:
Who cares, chicks are too self conscious for this to catch on anyways so it's a moot point. Besides its Sweden bro, Sweden pretty much runs neck and neck with Canada in the "liberated" women/faggoty men (whichever way you look at it) race.X-ecution said:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Chicks do it all over Europe. It's not such a big deal.
They just want to make sure their breasts also get a tan.
If you don't like what you see, you should't go to the beach, look the other way or don't complain about it.
They just want to make sure their breasts also get a tan.
If you don't like what you see, you should't go to the beach, look the other way or don't complain about it.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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The notion that women shouldn't be allowed to be topless in public where guys are is stupid to me. It's the one place I become a feminist.
That's not just my penis talking either. Just a happy coincidence.
That's not just my penis talking either. Just a happy coincidence.