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Yeah me too. At my age I need a little more visual stimulation. I'm not 15 anymore and the sight of "BOOBIES!!!" doesn't get me off.bigjohnson said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Women topless?
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- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Serialized3
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Haha, spoken like a tr00 metalhead :rockon:edger said:
bigjohnson
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shop until I die! said:
I'm not sure it's so much age as experience. I've seen 'em before, a lot, and while I can appreciate the aesthetic value of a nice pair I also don't get stiff when I see a beautiful sunset.
This is part of a more fundamental discussion about appreciating beauty outside sexual attraction really.
Back to experience, I've learnt that women's bodies are sexy all over in the right circumstances and outside those circumstances specific parts society has deemed fit to be covered are not intrinsically connected to anything sexual that involves me.
In plain English, just because she's topless doesn't mean you're gonna get to feel her up, so get over it and get on with whatever you were doing.
shop until I die! said:
it's not really about being immature persay. but for some people it might be offensive. just like seeing people have sex in the middle of the street may be seen as offensive by most people. we all dont wana see some random woman taking it up the butt at mcdaonalds. no matter how mature we are. it might not get me off, but i dont wanna see it.
i for one dont wanna go around seeing some 90 year olds flabby tits out of nowhere.
ValleyDJing
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As long as they make me a sammich when they're done...I'm okay with it. 
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Rollo Tomassi
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Let's get down to brass tacks here; the only people bothered by the sight of naked breasts are women with less than ideal figures.
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AmenRollo Tomassi said:
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Why did you post this exact thing in that other post, Secondly wtf are you talking about?Mr. Wolf said:
"Generous"?? Huh..Mr. Wolf said:
Wtf is this sh!t?Mr. Wolf said:
Who cares, chicks are too self conscious for this to catch on anyways so it's a moot point. Besides its Sweden bro, Sweden pretty much runs neck and neck with Canada in the "liberated" women/faggoty men (whichever way you look at it) race.X-ecution said:
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Chicks do it all over Europe. It's not such a big deal.
They just want to make sure their breasts also get a tan.
If you don't like what you see, you should't go to the beach, look the other way or don't complain about it.
They just want to make sure their breasts also get a tan.
If you don't like what you see, you should't go to the beach, look the other way or don't complain about it.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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The notion that women shouldn't be allowed to be topless in public where guys are is stupid to me. It's the one place I become a feminist.
That's not just my penis talking either. Just a happy coincidence.
That's not just my penis talking either. Just a happy coincidence.