"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Women sue dating service for getting loser dates!

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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mrRuckus

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Attractive: says your girl friends, but you sound old so no
Successful: who cares
Mother of 3: yeah cvs employees will say no; younger chicks are puttin out thanks to feminism
Busy: aka pain in the ass to coordinate with

Dating sites aren't miracle workers
 

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Well if I dropped a grand on a dating service and it didn't come through you bet your sweet ass I'd sue 'em too. What was most interesting to me about the story is that most of the men don't pay for the service. Which tells me that it's mostly successful, white-collar women who are doing that sh*t.

And I would bet my bottom dollar that those women are all middle-aged, hyper-masculine, ball-busting shrews who are about as sexy and fun as Hillary Clinton.
 

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Several women wrote to complain about their dates. One said she was set up with a married guy, another with a widower who could not stop crying. Still another said she’d dined with a self-proclaimed mobster and then a man who claimed that he had traveled the world — which, in this case, meant he had visited Oklahoma.
lol, seriously?

Sifting through the e-mail, the Haggler was struck that not one man had written in. That seemed mysterious until a former It’s Just Lunch customer said that she’d asked a date “How long have you been a member?” To which he replied: “Oh, I don’t pay. Most guys don’t.They just call me when they need me to meet someone.”
This has got to be a joke.
 
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I'm tired of being poor and not having heroin, and my boyfriend isn't much of a boyfriend. Now that I'm actually kind of pretty a lot of the time, I should be able to get a sugardaddy, right? How do I find one?

I could like make a craigslist posting, but how can I get away with asking for money? That's like prostitution, and it's illegal where I live. Really not wanting to get arrested. Advice? Where to Find a Sugar Daddy :box:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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jimmyjjohn said:
I'm tired of being poor and not having heroin, and my boyfriend isn't much of a boyfriend. Now that I'm actually kind of pretty a lot of the time, I should be able to get a sugardaddy, right? How do I find one?

I could like make a craigslist posting, but how can I get away with asking for money? That's like prostitution, and it's illegal where I live. Really not wanting to get arrested. Advice? Where to Find a Sugar Daddy :box:
You could stick a dildo up your a$$ on a web cam. That's still legal.
 

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jimmyjjohn said:
I'm tired of being poor and not having heroin, and my boyfriend isn't much of a boyfriend. Now that I'm actually kind of pretty a lot of the time, I should be able to get a sugardaddy, right? How do I find one?

I could like make a craigslist posting, but how can I get away with asking for money? That's like prostitution, and it's illegal where I live. Really not wanting to get arrested. Advice? Where to Find a Sugar Daddy :box:
Ironically better than most posts by the regulars here.
 
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