"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Women sue dating service for getting loser dates!

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Attractive: says your girl friends, but you sound old so no
Successful: who cares
Mother of 3: yeah cvs employees will say no; younger chicks are puttin out thanks to feminism
Busy: aka pain in the ass to coordinate with

Dating sites aren't miracle workers
 

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Well if I dropped a grand on a dating service and it didn't come through you bet your sweet ass I'd sue 'em too. What was most interesting to me about the story is that most of the men don't pay for the service. Which tells me that it's mostly successful, white-collar women who are doing that sh*t.

And I would bet my bottom dollar that those women are all middle-aged, hyper-masculine, ball-busting shrews who are about as sexy and fun as Hillary Clinton.
 

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Several women wrote to complain about their dates. One said she was set up with a married guy, another with a widower who could not stop crying. Still another said she’d dined with a self-proclaimed mobster and then a man who claimed that he had traveled the world — which, in this case, meant he had visited Oklahoma.
lol, seriously?

Sifting through the e-mail, the Haggler was struck that not one man had written in. That seemed mysterious until a former It’s Just Lunch customer said that she’d asked a date “How long have you been a member?” To which he replied: “Oh, I don’t pay. Most guys don’t.They just call me when they need me to meet someone.”
This has got to be a joke.
 
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I'm tired of being poor and not having heroin, and my boyfriend isn't much of a boyfriend. Now that I'm actually kind of pretty a lot of the time, I should be able to get a sugardaddy, right? How do I find one?

I could like make a craigslist posting, but how can I get away with asking for money? That's like prostitution, and it's illegal where I live. Really not wanting to get arrested. Advice? Where to Find a Sugar Daddy :box:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Peaks&Valleys

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jimmyjjohn said:
I'm tired of being poor and not having heroin, and my boyfriend isn't much of a boyfriend. Now that I'm actually kind of pretty a lot of the time, I should be able to get a sugardaddy, right? How do I find one?

I could like make a craigslist posting, but how can I get away with asking for money? That's like prostitution, and it's illegal where I live. Really not wanting to get arrested. Advice? Where to Find a Sugar Daddy :box:
You could stick a dildo up your a$$ on a web cam. That's still legal.
 

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jimmyjjohn said:
I'm tired of being poor and not having heroin, and my boyfriend isn't much of a boyfriend. Now that I'm actually kind of pretty a lot of the time, I should be able to get a sugardaddy, right? How do I find one?

I could like make a craigslist posting, but how can I get away with asking for money? That's like prostitution, and it's illegal where I live. Really not wanting to get arrested. Advice? Where to Find a Sugar Daddy :box:
Ironically better than most posts by the regulars here.
 
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