When women spend a long time in the bathroom while you're out with them for the first time, does this mean they're trying to "kill time" because they're not that into you?? That's what I would think. I don't know though.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Women spending a long time in the bathroom
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Demodulate
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they are on the phone figuring out how to bail, or doing drugs....
or else maybe she had the sh!ts...
or else maybe she had the sh!ts...
Wannabe_DonJuan
Don Juan
exactly, i really dont think there is anything to be read into from her time spent in the bathroom.
Kaine
Senior Don Juan
Does she come out of the bathroom with vomit stains on her dress or white powder on her upper lip?
Is she disrespecting you but making you wait that extra day while she drowns herself in hair spray?
If it is harmless then who cares
In my experience women spend more time in the bathroom in men and usually for grooming purposes
There's always time to wonder after she starts letting herself go and stops feeling compelled to look good for you anymore
Kaine
Is she disrespecting you but making you wait that extra day while she drowns herself in hair spray?
If it is harmless then who cares
In my experience women spend more time in the bathroom in men and usually for grooming purposes
There's always time to wonder after she starts letting herself go and stops feeling compelled to look good for you anymore
Kaine
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
DoubleA
Senior Don Juan
Sapphire is right.
It's more psycological than anything. She probably wanted to look nice for you so it took a little longer. The funny thing is, she would have probably looked the same if she finished up earlier.. lmao.
It's more psycological than anything. She probably wanted to look nice for you so it took a little longer. The funny thing is, she would have probably looked the same if she finished up earlier.. lmao.
TooColdUlrick
Master Don Juan
the bathroom is a sanctuary for women. she's probably talking sh!t about you, or calling up other guys, or her chick friends. half of the time, they go to the bathroom without even having to take a wee wee or drop a doo doo.
maybe she's "refunding", as in sienfeld?
what i don't understand is how woman can use so much fukking toilet paper. i had two over here the other night, my sister and a friend. between them, they went through a fresh roll in one night! i told them i was gonna start charging them for it.
maybe she's "refunding", as in sienfeld?
what i don't understand is how woman can use so much fukking toilet paper. i had two over here the other night, my sister and a friend. between them, they went through a fresh roll in one night! i told them i was gonna start charging them for it.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Yeah, I'd be more apt to believing that. I never even got a kiss goodbye, only a hug that night..although I did have my arm around her a few times during the night..she didn't try to pull away or anything, and she was massaging my hand. Who the hell knows.
I find it funny too... If I have a girlfriend I can go through an entire package in a week or two. If I am on my own one lasts me for months.
But...
Do you wipe your penis after you urinate? Well, they do. Remember, their urinary tract and vagina are damn close to their anus. Fecal matter is a bastian of bacteria and and other bad things. If any of that gets into the urinary tract or vagina they're in for a world of hurt. Thus a lot of wiping and cleaning. Femanine hygene is infinatly more technical and necessary then male. Now you know why all the girls had to go to that meeting in the gymnasium back when you were in gradeschool.
They also use toilet paper a lot when applying and fixing makeup.
But then again, they may know it pisses you off so they may just be dumping half the roll down the toilet to get a raise out of ya.
-Al
TooColdUlrick
Master Don Juan
"anus", "fecal matter", "other bad things", "bastian of bacteria", "alot of wiping and cleaning"...
and women have the nerve to call men gross! lol.
FratAndDiddy
Senior Don Juan
i'm with you too cold !!
chicks need to travel with their own toilet paper !!
it should be law of the land !
frat is back !!
chicks need to travel with their own toilet paper !!
it should be law of the land !
frat is back !!
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
TooColdUlrick
Master Don Juan
i remember you. weren't you posting on my original "earnest borgnine" thread?
FratAndDiddy
Senior Don Juan
yes i was too cold......a classic post.....is it in archive threads?
THIS IS HAS HAPPENED TO ME ONCE, I WAS ON A DATE WITH A WOMAN SHE WAS IN THE BATHROOM FOR LONG PERIOD TIME. SO I STARTED TO THINK THERE WAS SOMETHING UP, I ALMOST LEFT HER THEY, WE MET IN SERPERATE CARS. COME TO FIND OUT SHE WAS ON THE PHONE AND STARTED TO CRY TO TELL ME ABOUT, I BAILES SOON AFTER, BUT MOST OF THE TIME THERE IN THERE FOR SOMEONE WHO ALREADY STATED FOR GROOMING PURPOSES, I BEEN ON THOUSANDS OF DATES, THAT ONLY HAPPENED TO ME ONCE. GOOD LUCK