Epicwinguy
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- May 20, 2016
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Call me a traitor to the male species, but women with love handles make me drool
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I agree but it get's even more confusing when they use the term "curvy" because that is even more of a grey area since curvy is a relative term to mean so many things to different people. It also doesn't help that you have fatties rising to fame and celeb status in media. Have you seen Kelly Clarkson lately on her own talk show? Totally unappealing and her viewership probably consists of beta simps, gay dudes, and other overweight women.There is no name for a fat guy. You just call him a fat guy.
For fat women, they are called stuff like "BBW" and we talk about "body positive" shyt which is why they think it's ok to be fat.
More cushion for the pushin'.Whats that thing hanging over her thighs?
That's like a secret stash spot.More cushion for the pushin'.![]()
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Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
young women have goddess physiques on them like never before, until they hit around 19 and pop out that first section 8 kidI must be on another planet, it seems that the women are getting better looking than before; dress better; act better; just better.
If you think about it, the teat fvck is a sex act that a lot of men would like to do if their gal had the teats for it. With the gal in question, she's got all sorts of topological crevasses to slide the meat in.That's like a secret stash spot.