Epicwinguy
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- May 20, 2016
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- Age
- 33
Call me a traitor to the male species, but women with love handles make me drool
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
I agree but it get's even more confusing when they use the term "curvy" because that is even more of a grey area since curvy is a relative term to mean so many things to different people. It also doesn't help that you have fatties rising to fame and celeb status in media. Have you seen Kelly Clarkson lately on her own talk show? Totally unappealing and her viewership probably consists of beta simps, gay dudes, and other overweight women.There is no name for a fat guy. You just call him a fat guy.
For fat women, they are called stuff like "BBW" and we talk about "body positive" shyt which is why they think it's ok to be fat.
More cushion for the pushin'.Whats that thing hanging over her thighs?
That's like a secret stash spot.More cushion for the pushin'.![]()
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Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
young women have goddess physiques on them like never before, until they hit around 19 and pop out that first section 8 kidI must be on another planet, it seems that the women are getting better looking than before; dress better; act better; just better.
If you think about it, the teat fvck is a sex act that a lot of men would like to do if their gal had the teats for it. With the gal in question, she's got all sorts of topological crevasses to slide the meat in.That's like a secret stash spot.