"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Call me a traitor to the male species, but women with love handles make me drool
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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There is no name for a fat guy. You just call him a fat guy.

For fat women, they are called stuff like "BBW" and we talk about "body positive" shyt which is why they think it's ok to be fat.
 
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skinnyguy said:
There is no name for a fat guy. You just call him a fat guy.

For fat women, they are called stuff like "BBW" and we talk about "body positive" shyt which is why they think it's ok to be fat.
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I agree but it get's even more confusing when they use the term "curvy" because that is even more of a grey area since curvy is a relative term to mean so many things to different people. It also doesn't help that you have fatties rising to fame and celeb status in media. Have you seen Kelly Clarkson lately on her own talk show? Totally unappealing and her viewership probably consists of beta simps, gay dudes, and other overweight women.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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metalwater said:
I must be on another planet, it seems that the women are getting better looking than before; dress better; act better; just better.
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young women have goddess physiques on them like never before, until they hit around 19 and pop out that first section 8 kid
 
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mrgoodstuff said:
That's like a secret stash spot.
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If you think about it, the teat fvck is a sex act that a lot of men would like to do if their gal had the teats for it. With the gal in question, she's got all sorts of topological crevasses to slide the meat in. o_O :eek: :eek:
 
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