"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Women are Dumb! Fact
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Joe The Homophobe
Master Don Juan
TedJustAdmitIt
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So this hot blonde girl is cleaning some counters at her work. I can't help but notice that the counters she was cleaning were smearing REALLY bad.
I look at the bottle she is holding and it says "Stainless Steel and Chrome Cleaner"
:crackup:
run out of windex?
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
themanwithnoname
Senior Don Juan
incorrectOriginally posted by themanwithnoname
men are dumb too, d umbass.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
theres no such thingOriginally posted by themanwithnoname
men are dumb too, d umbass.
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
um, are you a man, 'cuz that's just insulting yourself fyi.....Originally posted by themanwithnoname
men are dumb too, d umbass.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Heyjose25points
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rofl!Originally posted by Stem
Hmmm.. so who’s the dumb one then??
The women.. or the guy who continuously chooses to go out with such women, then comes here to boast about it?