jhonny9546
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Women are broken nowadays
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Women are broken nowadays
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Women are broken nowadays
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
BillyPilgrim
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Lol at the dude on the screencap. What is he on?
BaronOfHair
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Actually, entirely too many of them ARE NOT properly housebroken
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BaronOfHair
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Yeah, one could produce a follow-up vid/spin-off of Ken Cao's riff
Titled: Why "Latin" Nations Will Never Be Superpowers. Saddens me to say so, as the material side of my lineage is heavily of said stock
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Like men are any better.
Most dudes are willing to throw their entire life away for ( here we go again) a piece of flesh the size of a coin mostly used for pissing and bleeding and notorious for catching yeast( and spreading)infections . That last one was overdoing it sorry ladies..
You get the point. Modern men ( up to 40 /50 now) say they refuse to work( needed for basic survival) because boohoo women don't wanna start a family with them and clean their dirty boxers on commando. So they refrain to playing Madden or Fifa while enjoying the luxury of their parents basement and "mom's spaghetti " deep into their thirties.
And yet have the focking nerve to complain that no woman in the western hemisphere will touch their little wiener. So they travel to a 3rd world shytehole to (ab)use a woman living in poverty to end up AGAIN eating mom's spaghetti after being taken to the cleaners.
Sounds pretty broken to me..
Most dudes are willing to throw their entire life away for ( here we go again) a piece of flesh the size of a coin mostly used for pissing and bleeding and notorious for catching yeast( and spreading)infections . That last one was overdoing it sorry ladies..
You get the point. Modern men ( up to 40 /50 now) say they refuse to work( needed for basic survival) because boohoo women don't wanna start a family with them and clean their dirty boxers on commando. So they refrain to playing Madden or Fifa while enjoying the luxury of their parents basement and "mom's spaghetti " deep into their thirties.
And yet have the focking nerve to complain that no woman in the western hemisphere will touch their little wiener. So they travel to a 3rd world shytehole to (ab)use a woman living in poverty to end up AGAIN eating mom's spaghetti after being taken to the cleaners.
Sounds pretty broken to me..
BaronOfHair
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So long as we have only our fellow humans to date(News flash: Unicorns are mythical) and mate with, we'll be dealing with fu-ked upness in some capacity. Such is life