jhonny9546
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Women are broken nowadays
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Women are broken nowadays
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Women are broken nowadays
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
BillyPilgrim
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Lol at the dude on the screencap. What is he on?
BaronOfHair
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Actually, entirely too many of them ARE NOT properly housebroken
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BaronOfHair
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Yeah, one could produce a follow-up vid/spin-off of Ken Cao's riff
Titled: Why "Latin" Nations Will Never Be Superpowers. Saddens me to say so, as the material side of my lineage is heavily of said stock
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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Like men are any better.
Most dudes are willing to throw their entire life away for ( here we go again) a piece of flesh the size of a coin mostly used for pissing and bleeding and notorious for catching yeast( and spreading)infections . That last one was overdoing it sorry ladies..
You get the point. Modern men ( up to 40 /50 now) say they refuse to work( needed for basic survival) because boohoo women don't wanna start a family with them and clean their dirty boxers on commando. So they refrain to playing Madden or Fifa while enjoying the luxury of their parents basement and "mom's spaghetti " deep into their thirties.
And yet have the focking nerve to complain that no woman in the western hemisphere will touch their little wiener. So they travel to a 3rd world shytehole to (ab)use a woman living in poverty to end up AGAIN eating mom's spaghetti after being taken to the cleaners.
Sounds pretty broken to me..
Most dudes are willing to throw their entire life away for ( here we go again) a piece of flesh the size of a coin mostly used for pissing and bleeding and notorious for catching yeast( and spreading)infections . That last one was overdoing it sorry ladies..
You get the point. Modern men ( up to 40 /50 now) say they refuse to work( needed for basic survival) because boohoo women don't wanna start a family with them and clean their dirty boxers on commando. So they refrain to playing Madden or Fifa while enjoying the luxury of their parents basement and "mom's spaghetti " deep into their thirties.
And yet have the focking nerve to complain that no woman in the western hemisphere will touch their little wiener. So they travel to a 3rd world shytehole to (ab)use a woman living in poverty to end up AGAIN eating mom's spaghetti after being taken to the cleaners.
Sounds pretty broken to me..
BaronOfHair
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So long as we have only our fellow humans to date(News flash: Unicorns are mythical) and mate with, we'll be dealing with fu-ked upness in some capacity. Such is life