Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Good one. Thanks for the chuckle....even though pubes were outlawed in the late 90's.![]()
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Good one. Thanks for the chuckle....even though pubes were outlawed in the late 90's.![]()
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Yeah I told my wife short hair isn't happening, ever. The shortest I'll tolerate is something like just above shoulder length. Those real short haircuts women gets sometimes = "i want to speak to the manager" haircuts = feminists.Short hair on a woman = "I've given up on my sexuality and convenience has become more important". That of course does not include feminists who are an entirely different level of insanity.
I've already told my women that short hair won't fly in my kingdom. She knows full well she'd have hell to pay if she cut it short. Since she's an authentic woman, she's more than happy to oblige me.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
My mother swears that women have deeper hairlines and more forehead during that same period you describe. I think it's likely hormones in chicken and other meats. I've also noticed more younger women with really thin hair - especially around the bangs1 odd thing I have noticed over the last 10 years is that woman seem to have thinner hair. on TV I see a lot of actresses models TV presenters who presumably at the top of the female food chain looks wise. and I often think you are hot but need more hair. I'm wondering if there are contaminants in our home products or food that is causing this.
Personally I'm in the majority and like long hair. my girlfriend recently discussed getting her hair cut short with me. I told her she could do what she wants but I like long hair and thankfully that was the end of that
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
That's the standard way women like their hair to be grabbed - close to the skull. Any amount of hair, this side of Mia Farrow, will allow you to do thatSpeaking of hair... had this girl at a bar yesterday come up to me and start getting flirty. We chatted for a bit about how she is old enough to be my mom. I am 34, she is probably mid-40's, probably a 7, maybe a 6. Anywho, she starts touching my chest and arms which have become more noticeable lately. I turn her around and smack her ash...
She says "pull my hair when you do that"...
I was like wtf in my head... so I did it...
then she said, "no, like this"... puts my hand on the back of her head and says "you need to get it all and from the back"
So I grab her hair, pull hella hard, and smack her ash really hard
she was like "that's how you do it" and then grinded on me for like 5 mins
Teased me like she was ready to make out
weirdest bar experience ever. And it was all about the hair.... Couldn't have done that if she didn't have nice long hair...
Some women can definitely pull off the short hair look. Though personally I think both of those women look better with longer hair. Natalie Portman is attractive, but I think she has a bit of a lesbian vibe to her. She did do that scene with Mila Kunis in Black Swan.Plus some women pull that **** off. Have fhe biggest crush ever on Julianne Nicholson and she has short hair. Natalie portman pulls that **** off too
I know this might sound odd, but when I look at modern actresses, I could almost swear they use steroids to keep fit. This would explain hair loss.1 odd thing I have noticed over the last 10 years is that woman seem to have thinner hair. on TV I see a lot of actresses models TV presenters who presumably at the top of the female food chain looks wise. and I often think you are hot but need more hair. I'm wondering if there are contaminants in our home products or food that is causing this.
Personally I'm in the majority and like long hair. my girlfriend recently discussed getting her hair cut short with me. I told her she could do what she wants but I like long hair and thankfully that was the end of that
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.