"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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We've all heard many times about the tests that women use on us. Yet I have seen any posts that we can use on them to test character, but then again I'm fairly new here.
There's two tests that I know of:
1) Do you want this woman to be mother of your child (only applies later on in life...)
2) Open the car door for her, with the drivers side door locked, will she unlock it? If she doesn't that means she's a selfish b!tch and get away from her (from Bronx Tale... great movie :) )
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I don't quite agree to this.. I think it's kinda girlie to have a girl pass a certain test. I think there's many things you can pick up from normal behaviour that tells you what kinda girl she is. Pay attention to how she treats other people, stuff like that.

Don't keep a list or grade her according to some test.

That's just my opinion.
 
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Oh I definitely agree that they shouldn't be taken literarlly, but they could still be good clues to her personality.

Any 'hardass' tests that you know of?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Re: wrong forum

Originally posted by gentleman193
Guys, this should be on the main board.
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Yeah I agree.

Moved to Don Juan Discussion.
 
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