"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Woman got "Tricked" into sex
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- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
djSlvt
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That's what you get if you fvck ugly b1tches..
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Docs
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what a smart guy though.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Docs said:lol.....
what a smart guy though.
More like what a retarded woman.
Second...yeah, the guy should get into trouble. I don't think it should be out and out rape he's charged with, though. Fraud, and whatever sexual based offense that best fits what he did. I don't think jail is needed, but he should have to pay a hella lot of restitution.
I don't know what's more pathetic...the woman being that stupid or the guy being that desperate to have to trick her into having sex with him.
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I mean seriously, if she didn't want his penis inside her she could have said... can't i apply it myself with a dildo?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
What is even more pathetic is that the woman supposedly had some kind of crotch rot going on and the guy was still desperate enough to tell her some whacked story to apply ointment. He probably has herpes now or something, lol. Some people are just idiots...djSlvt said:Latter is more pathetic.. I don't think he should pay restitution. Woman needed sex, she could pay him for services, $20 for each session. This is victim less crime, girl was ugly and guy was desparate.
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Or maybe she had nothing at all.Wyldfire said:What is even more pathetic is that the woman supposedly had some kind of crotch rot going on and the guy was still desperate enough to tell her some whacked story to apply ointment. He probably has herpes now or something, lol. Some people are just idiots...
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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:crackup: ^ good one.bigjohnson said:Come on - she just made this crap up when the pilot nexted her.
That has to be the stupidest b.itch to ever walk the face of the planet.
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Wyldfire said:She probably came from a very religious family where she was never taught about her body or sex. It's unfortunate, but if children are isolated enough they can grow up to be that stupid about such things.
Nice try. They teach sex ed in schools. I know, I know. Its a poor excuse for sex ed. Its enough though. Common sense question: why the hell would you have to recieve treatment for your vagina...by putting cream on the end of some dude's (who has no correlation with the medical field whatsoever) d.ick? Come on. My 6 year old sister could figure that s.hit out.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.