"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
djSlvt
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That's what you get if you fvck ugly b1tches..
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Docs
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what a smart guy though.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Docs said:lol.....
what a smart guy though.
More like what a retarded woman.
Second...yeah, the guy should get into trouble. I don't think it should be out and out rape he's charged with, though. Fraud, and whatever sexual based offense that best fits what he did. I don't think jail is needed, but he should have to pay a hella lot of restitution.
I don't know what's more pathetic...the woman being that stupid or the guy being that desperate to have to trick her into having sex with him.
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I mean seriously, if she didn't want his penis inside her she could have said... can't i apply it myself with a dildo?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
What is even more pathetic is that the woman supposedly had some kind of crotch rot going on and the guy was still desperate enough to tell her some whacked story to apply ointment. He probably has herpes now or something, lol. Some people are just idiots...djSlvt said:Latter is more pathetic.. I don't think he should pay restitution. Woman needed sex, she could pay him for services, $20 for each session. This is victim less crime, girl was ugly and guy was desparate.
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Or maybe she had nothing at all.Wyldfire said:What is even more pathetic is that the woman supposedly had some kind of crotch rot going on and the guy was still desperate enough to tell her some whacked story to apply ointment. He probably has herpes now or something, lol. Some people are just idiots...
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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:crackup: ^ good one.bigjohnson said:Come on - she just made this crap up when the pilot nexted her.
That has to be the stupidest b.itch to ever walk the face of the planet.
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Wyldfire said:She probably came from a very religious family where she was never taught about her body or sex. It's unfortunate, but if children are isolated enough they can grow up to be that stupid about such things.
Nice try. They teach sex ed in schools. I know, I know. Its a poor excuse for sex ed. Its enough though. Common sense question: why the hell would you have to recieve treatment for your vagina...by putting cream on the end of some dude's (who has no correlation with the medical field whatsoever) d.ick? Come on. My 6 year old sister could figure that s.hit out.
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.