"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Woman Chafing During Sex?

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Did you ever have sex with a girl and afterward you find that some of her vaginal skin chafed off on you? I've had it happen before but am not sure what causes it. Possibly her being very small. It's not menstrual and I don't think it's an STD but maybe. Is this normal?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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It's not normal unless your pee pee has the texture of a cheese grater.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Welcome to the forum zmanx. I see you joined last month but didn't post until now. Probably another one of my ex gf's - maybe even the one I'm talking about in this post.

But if it were "dryness" she probably wouldn't have stayed with me so long

It could have been candida yeast overgrowth.

Or that I'm in the 99.86% in size and she was tiny.
 

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bigneil said:
Did you ever have sex with a girl and afterward you find that some of her vaginal skin chafed off on you? I've had it happen before but am not sure what causes it. Possibly her being very small. It's not menstrual and I don't think it's an STD but maybe. Is this normal?

LMAO WHAT THE HELL BRO, THATS GROSS, THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME,YOU BETTER GO TO THE DOC QUICK AND GET CHECKED, and for the record just cause it doesn't have a smell don't mean its not an std, I hope you didn't raw dog this chick.
 

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It's menstrual. We think period=blood, but it's more like Campbell's Chunky Soup. Sometimes the chunks take a little longer to fall out. As gross as that is, there's nothing unhealthy about it, especially since you said there was no odor.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Am still laughing that Big Kneel's Adventure in Central Asian AKA "Russian" pole dancers slash bartenders posing as wannabe Russian Mafia "connected" in some unknown way to some unknown violent pimp daddies at some to-be-disclosed-later time . . . led only to the usual diseased discharges that any Central Asian slvt has.

The Big Apple claims another Adam. Inform the press. :yawn:
 

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Neil, I'm going to have to amp up the grossness here, but how do you know it's "skin"? What form did it take? Was it like the fake small sheets of skin we made with Elmer's glue on our hands when we were kids, or was it flakes, or something else?
 

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WHAT DAFUQ MAN?? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i suspect ebola virus to be the cause,may you rest in a stripclub bigneil,you were a horney little guy here
 
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