"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Woman Chafing During Sex?

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Did you ever have sex with a girl and afterward you find that some of her vaginal skin chafed off on you? I've had it happen before but am not sure what causes it. Possibly her being very small. It's not menstrual and I don't think it's an STD but maybe. Is this normal?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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It's not normal unless your pee pee has the texture of a cheese grater.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Welcome to the forum zmanx. I see you joined last month but didn't post until now. Probably another one of my ex gf's - maybe even the one I'm talking about in this post.

But if it were "dryness" she probably wouldn't have stayed with me so long

It could have been candida yeast overgrowth.

Or that I'm in the 99.86% in size and she was tiny.
 

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bigneil said:
Did you ever have sex with a girl and afterward you find that some of her vaginal skin chafed off on you? I've had it happen before but am not sure what causes it. Possibly her being very small. It's not menstrual and I don't think it's an STD but maybe. Is this normal?

LMAO WHAT THE HELL BRO, THATS GROSS, THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME,YOU BETTER GO TO THE DOC QUICK AND GET CHECKED, and for the record just cause it doesn't have a smell don't mean its not an std, I hope you didn't raw dog this chick.
 

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It's menstrual. We think period=blood, but it's more like Campbell's Chunky Soup. Sometimes the chunks take a little longer to fall out. As gross as that is, there's nothing unhealthy about it, especially since you said there was no odor.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Am still laughing that Big Kneel's Adventure in Central Asian AKA "Russian" pole dancers slash bartenders posing as wannabe Russian Mafia "connected" in some unknown way to some unknown violent pimp daddies at some to-be-disclosed-later time . . . led only to the usual diseased discharges that any Central Asian slvt has.

The Big Apple claims another Adam. Inform the press. :yawn:
 

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Neil, I'm going to have to amp up the grossness here, but how do you know it's "skin"? What form did it take? Was it like the fake small sheets of skin we made with Elmer's glue on our hands when we were kids, or was it flakes, or something else?
 

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WHAT DAFUQ MAN?? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i suspect ebola virus to be the cause,may you rest in a stripclub bigneil,you were a horney little guy here
 
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