"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Woman Chafing During Sex?

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Did you ever have sex with a girl and afterward you find that some of her vaginal skin chafed off on you? I've had it happen before but am not sure what causes it. Possibly her being very small. It's not menstrual and I don't think it's an STD but maybe. Is this normal?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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It's not normal unless your pee pee has the texture of a cheese grater.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Welcome to the forum zmanx. I see you joined last month but didn't post until now. Probably another one of my ex gf's - maybe even the one I'm talking about in this post.

But if it were "dryness" she probably wouldn't have stayed with me so long

It could have been candida yeast overgrowth.

Or that I'm in the 99.86% in size and she was tiny.
 

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bigneil said:
Did you ever have sex with a girl and afterward you find that some of her vaginal skin chafed off on you? I've had it happen before but am not sure what causes it. Possibly her being very small. It's not menstrual and I don't think it's an STD but maybe. Is this normal?

LMAO WHAT THE HELL BRO, THATS GROSS, THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME,YOU BETTER GO TO THE DOC QUICK AND GET CHECKED, and for the record just cause it doesn't have a smell don't mean its not an std, I hope you didn't raw dog this chick.
 

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It's menstrual. We think period=blood, but it's more like Campbell's Chunky Soup. Sometimes the chunks take a little longer to fall out. As gross as that is, there's nothing unhealthy about it, especially since you said there was no odor.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Am still laughing that Big Kneel's Adventure in Central Asian AKA "Russian" pole dancers slash bartenders posing as wannabe Russian Mafia "connected" in some unknown way to some unknown violent pimp daddies at some to-be-disclosed-later time . . . led only to the usual diseased discharges that any Central Asian slvt has.

The Big Apple claims another Adam. Inform the press. :yawn:
 

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Neil, I'm going to have to amp up the grossness here, but how do you know it's "skin"? What form did it take? Was it like the fake small sheets of skin we made with Elmer's glue on our hands when we were kids, or was it flakes, or something else?
 

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WHAT DAFUQ MAN?? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i suspect ebola virus to be the cause,may you rest in a stripclub bigneil,you were a horney little guy here
 
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