"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Woman advertises for husband

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3755286.stm


A Chinese-Australian woman has taken out a giant billboard in a busy part of Sydney to advertise for a husband.

Headlined "Husband Wanted", Helen Zou outlines the sort of man she is seeking and gives out her email address asking for "serious replies only".

The billboard, measuring around four metres by five metres (13 ft by 16 ft), is sited at a major intersection in Sydney's eastern Randwick suburb.

Ms Zou, 40, a civil engineer, said she did not think her idea was so strange.

Surprise

"I'm surprised a lot of people think this is special or unusual," she told Sydney's Daily Telegraph.

"It's Australia. There's a lot of freedom here. If you can put up a sign advertising Coca Cola, why not write one about a husband?"

Under the headline, the billboard reads: "Beautiful, intelligent Australian-Chinese lady seeks to have dream family with a fabulous partner to enjoy a lifetime with."

She asks for a man "ideally in good health (non-smoker or drinker), aged up to 45, unencumbered and of Caucasian appearance".

Other requirements include a "good sense of humour, a solid financial background with warm and caring nature", preferably a businessman or professional.

According to the Telegraph, Ms Zou had been in a long-distance relationship which ended after five years.

The billboard, provided by Australian Posters, is due to stay up for a month.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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What a Brilliant Tip, please post in the correct forums.
 

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Why would a 45+ year old man want a used up and probably messed up in the head 35 and older woman when there are plenty of under 35 year old women that will make dinner and perform oral sex for them?

If she was seriously good looking and was cool in the head, she wouldn't have to do this.

Since women have it easier in the world, I'm sure there will be a loser out there that will be willing to date this hag.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by DonJuanMonk
Why would a 45+ year old man want a used up and probably messed up in the head 35 and older woman when there are plenty of under 35 year old women that will make dinner and perform oral sex for them?

If she was seriously good looking and was cool in the head, she wouldn't have to do this.

Since women have it easier in the world, I'm sure there will be a loser out there that will be willing to date this hag.
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