"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Woman advertises for husband

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3755286.stm


A Chinese-Australian woman has taken out a giant billboard in a busy part of Sydney to advertise for a husband.

Headlined "Husband Wanted", Helen Zou outlines the sort of man she is seeking and gives out her email address asking for "serious replies only".

The billboard, measuring around four metres by five metres (13 ft by 16 ft), is sited at a major intersection in Sydney's eastern Randwick suburb.

Ms Zou, 40, a civil engineer, said she did not think her idea was so strange.

Surprise

"I'm surprised a lot of people think this is special or unusual," she told Sydney's Daily Telegraph.

"It's Australia. There's a lot of freedom here. If you can put up a sign advertising Coca Cola, why not write one about a husband?"

Under the headline, the billboard reads: "Beautiful, intelligent Australian-Chinese lady seeks to have dream family with a fabulous partner to enjoy a lifetime with."

She asks for a man "ideally in good health (non-smoker or drinker), aged up to 45, unencumbered and of Caucasian appearance".

Other requirements include a "good sense of humour, a solid financial background with warm and caring nature", preferably a businessman or professional.

According to the Telegraph, Ms Zou had been in a long-distance relationship which ended after five years.

The billboard, provided by Australian Posters, is due to stay up for a month.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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What a Brilliant Tip, please post in the correct forums.
 

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Why would a 45+ year old man want a used up and probably messed up in the head 35 and older woman when there are plenty of under 35 year old women that will make dinner and perform oral sex for them?

If she was seriously good looking and was cool in the head, she wouldn't have to do this.

Since women have it easier in the world, I'm sure there will be a loser out there that will be willing to date this hag.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Originally posted by DonJuanMonk
Why would a 45+ year old man want a used up and probably messed up in the head 35 and older woman when there are plenty of under 35 year old women that will make dinner and perform oral sex for them?

If she was seriously good looking and was cool in the head, she wouldn't have to do this.

Since women have it easier in the world, I'm sure there will be a loser out there that will be willing to date this hag.
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