Witty/Bantering Comeback For When Girls Say...

[BigSmooth]

So I am pretty successful when talking/flirting, but one comeback that I haven't figured out yet is for when girls call you "mean" or a "jerk".

I definitely don't take these words seriously when they say it (no one should, it's part of their "tests"), but I haven't really found any solid teasing comebacks for this.


Any other Don Juans have any of their lines they would like to contribute? I'm sure a lot of guys can benefit from this too.



-Smooth

 

[Chamber36]

I like to say: "thank you!". I see it as a compliment, since women love jerks.

 

[Marvin Gaye]

Who gives a chit? Sometimes I say thanks; sometimes I don't even acknowledge it. If a girl is calling you an ass­hole, you're doing something right




Now if she is calling you an ass­hole while cutting off your balls, then you've got a problem.