"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Witty/Bantering Comeback For When Girls Say...

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BigSmooth

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So I am pretty successful when talking/flirting, but one comeback that I haven't figured out yet is for when girls call you "mean" or a "jerk".

I definitely don't take these words seriously when they say it (no one should, it's part of their "tests"), but I haven't really found any solid teasing comebacks for this.


Any other Don Juans have any of their lines they would like to contribute? I'm sure a lot of guys can benefit from this too.



-Smooth
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I like to say: "thank you!". I see it as a compliment, since women love jerks.
 
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Marvin Gaye

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Negative thoughts down the drain just relax, let t
Who gives a chit? Sometimes I say thanks; sometimes I don't even acknowledge it. If a girl is calling you an ass­hole, you're doing something right




Now if she is calling you an ass­hole while cutting off your balls, then you've got a problem.
 
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