"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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BigSmooth

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So I am pretty successful when talking/flirting, but one comeback that I haven't figured out yet is for when girls call you "mean" or a "jerk".

I definitely don't take these words seriously when they say it (no one should, it's part of their "tests"), but I haven't really found any solid teasing comebacks for this.


Any other Don Juans have any of their lines they would like to contribute? I'm sure a lot of guys can benefit from this too.



-Smooth
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I like to say: "thank you!". I see it as a compliment, since women love jerks.
 
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Marvin Gaye

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Who gives a chit? Sometimes I say thanks; sometimes I don't even acknowledge it. If a girl is calling you an ass­hole, you're doing something right




Now if she is calling you an ass­hole while cutting off your balls, then you've got a problem.
 
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