How many of you guys will play wingman for your buddies if the other chick is fat/ugly/etc.? I'll do it, basically so my boy's can hook up and it's not like you have to do the chick. Just wandering if you guys do this for your friends?
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
wingman for the fat chic
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Matt ala Casanova
Master Don Juan
Its like this...every fat chick has a drop dead HB friend! That is good social proof for the future. Even if it means sucking it up for a few so your buddy can get his game going. Its not like you are going home with this cow! Treat her nice...Karma always prevails!
M.A.C.
M.A.C.
HeyPretty
Don Juan
My friend Ryan always does this for this friends, I see it at the bar all time. This hottie'll be chattin' up his mate, and Ryan'll take one for the team, and talk to the other... ahem, less attractive girl.
It pays off- I get approached by lots of attractive girls who think that Ryan is the sweetest thing in a 6'3" package. I set him up with a vertible fountain of poon. Last weekend actually, he got this hottie from Germany in the sack- it was her last night in town, and she wanted to do a Canadian, and all she could talk about to me was how "nice and sweet" he was to all the girls- regardless of looks.
And for spending half-an-hour with these ugly girls, he gets numbers of hot girls *thrown* at him.
It's worth it, if you can maintain the facade.
It pays off- I get approached by lots of attractive girls who think that Ryan is the sweetest thing in a 6'3" package. I set him up with a vertible fountain of poon. Last weekend actually, he got this hottie from Germany in the sack- it was her last night in town, and she wanted to do a Canadian, and all she could talk about to me was how "nice and sweet" he was to all the girls- regardless of looks.
And for spending half-an-hour with these ugly girls, he gets numbers of hot girls *thrown* at him.
It's worth it, if you can maintain the facade.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
First and foremost, that guy is more than a wingman, he has the status of Kamikaze. With that title and associated duties, the Wing Commander should reimburse him for his drinks, club cover and any incidentals (including rabies shots).
Doing things like that for this special fighter will promote the camaraderie and receptiveness of this dangerous duty. Usually guys in good relationships will do this for their buds for the right price.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Grenade??? Some of these women could be the weapons of mass destruction we've been looking for!!!!!