"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Saw this one again today, and it never ceases to amaze me. A girl at the gym was asking me about my business and informed me that she was majoring in my profession. As she was asking me for advice about internships and et cetera, her eyes were darting like fireflies on speed, so much that it almost threw me off. It was like she was hanging on my every word.

What do you guys make of the racing eyes? Do you call it a strong IOI, or a nervous response?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Julius_Seizeher said:
Do you call it a strong IOI, or a nervous response?

Crikey ! Can you imagine her eye movements at the moment of orgasm ? Perhaps they also can change color and revolve counterclockwise ?

How would you feel staring at her face on sunday mornings while she struggles with her focus on the morning paper and spills her coffee all over you, and your new sheets, because she cannot see the cup for long enough to get a grip?

And lastly, if you do date this woman, do not allow her to drive.
 

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If she does it without looking like some poisoned concubine then she simply IS in awe :eek: of your "professional" wisdom.





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What do you guys make of the racing eyes? Do you call it a strong IOI, or a nervous response?
Drugs.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Could be an IOI but it could also just mean she's very interested in your knowledge. Here's what's more important: she definitely has psychological issues, probably cluster B. So beware...
 

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Die Hard said:
Could be an IOI but it could also just mean she's very interested in your knowledge. Here's what's more important: she definitely has psychological issues, probably cluster B. So beware...
Seriously, I'm starting to get annoyed by how often the cluster B excuse comes around. There is NOT enough information in the original post to determine whether or not she had any sort of cluster B disorder.

When people so quickly jump to that as an explanation of behavior, it reduces the experiences of people who REALLY had to deal with a cluster B nutcase.

Erratic eye movement means nothing in and of itself and it should be treated that way.

OP, you want advice? Make fun her and jokingly ask her if she was on a stimulant of some sort. Then stare at her breasts just long enough to make her self-conscious. Ask her for her number, or better yet ask her to grab an after workout protein shake with you.

It doesn't really matter what you do, so long as there is action.
 

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wjh said:
It doesn't really matter what you do, so long as there is action.
Or at least a good post purporting action. :)
 

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wjh said:
Seriously, I'm starting to get annoyed by how often the cluster B excuse comes around. There is NOT enough information in the original post to determine whether or not she had any sort of cluster B disorder.

When people so quickly jump to that as an explanation of behavior, it reduces the experiences of people who REALLY had to deal with a cluster B nutcase.

Erratic eye movement means nothing in and of itself and it should be treated that way.

Your'e right and I'm wrong :up:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The eyes are the window to the soul,you may find a scatterbrained bimbo under the eyes.
 

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Julius_Seizeher said:
Saw this one again today, and it never ceases to amaze me. A girl at the gym was asking me about my business and informed me that she was majoring in my profession. As she was asking me for advice about internships and et cetera, her eyes were darting like fireflies on speed, so much that it almost threw me off. It was like she was hanging on my every word.

What do you guys make of the racing eyes? Do you call it a strong IOI, or a nervous response?
I'm surprised no one mentioned, "Maybe she's a goldigger". Sounds like her eye's lit up because she found out you had a business, which set off a "cha-ching" orgasm.
 

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It just means she's weird and has an idiosyncracy that you can't just look at in a vacuum.
 
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