"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Wii or XBOX 360?

ChrizZ

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Hi,
I´m thinking of getting me a new video game console for Christmas. My problem is I don´t know which one.
What do you prefer, Wii or XBOX360 and why?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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if i was single, getting a girlfriend would be easier than getting my hands on a wii. but good luck on getting the wii. i have woke up everyday and gone to the stores early and have asked for the wii and i am always told we don't have any.

i already own a 360 and it's got a killer amount of great games.
 

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yeah, On the one hand Wii looks pretty revolutionary and it´s "cheap", but I´m not a real fan of kiddie games and the graphics aren´t really that great. On the other hand I think XBOX 360 is exactly the same as the old xbox, just better graphics and that´s all.
 

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I'm contemplating this myself. I don't think the wii is all kiddie games, just look at red steal.

Except I'm a huge fan of the halo series and I want to get Halo 3 when it comes out. Plus I already have an above live account set up but hasn't gotten much use since i've somewhat gotten sick of halo2.

What games on the wii are coming out recently that are the games to get, because the 360 already has gears of war and I hear that game is awesome.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Vincent said:
What games on the wii are coming out recently that are the games to get, because the 360 already has gears of war and I hear that game is awesome.
Zelda. Excitetruck isn't great but it's fun. I'm personally waiting until Mario Kart and SSB come out.
 

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MetalFortress said:
Zelda. Excitetruck isn't great but it's fun. I'm personally waiting until Mario Kart and SSB come out.
I've never been much of a zelda person. How are the fps on the wii?
 

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Vincent said:
I've never been much of a zelda person. How are the fps on the wii?
There aren´t many out yet for the Wii. Red Steel is a fps, but it has bad ratings...
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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KarmaSutra said:
The only 2 reasons I want the Wii are:

Zelda: Twilight Princess
Resident Evil 5.
er.....correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't RE5 a PS3 announced game? Besides, you just know it'll look so much better on the PS3, or 360 for that matter. Considering the nature of the series I doubt they would even do much with the Wii controls anyway.
 

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Scrumtulescence said:
er.....correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't RE5 a PS3 announced game? Besides, you just know it'll look so much better on the PS3, or 360 for that matter. Considering the nature of the series I doubt they would even do much with the Wii controls anyway.

Damnit. You would be correct. Well then, my hopes for the Wii are dead.

Long live the PS3!
 

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Well the new Metroid is coming out soon, and that's an FPS that has gotten raving previews. Super Smash Bros. and the newest Mario are on their way early next year, too.

Wii Sports itself is incredibly fun. I got my Wii a week after launch with Zelda, and I have barely been able to tear myself away. But I'm a huge Zelda fan anyhow, so that could have something to do with it.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Man, when I play a video game I just want to sit in my big cushy chair and vegitate. With the Wii you have to fvcking jump around and wave your hands at the screen like some fvcking freak.

Xbox360 all the way for me.
 

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Actually Wii is much more relaxing when you're playing something like Zelda since you can hold your hands apart.
 

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You don't have to stand up either, they just advertise it like that. As long as you are positioned in front of the sensor on the Wii, you're good to go.

Of course, its supposed to be more fun when you can get into it and stand up. Also, if you're playing Wii Sports, obviously you need to stand...
 

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ChrizZ said:
On the other hand I think XBOX 360 is exactly the same as the old xbox, just better graphics and that´s all
That's exactly what makes it different.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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