"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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wife stood by his man(wife beater)

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http://www.nypost.com/news/nypdblotter/nypdblotter.htm

An Upper East Side man was arrested for beating his wife after their baby sitter gave him up to cops, authorities said yesterday.

Robert Gilan, 44, allegedly slugged his wife in the face in the presence of their children, ages 4 and 7, in the couple's Park Avenue apartment at 11:50 p.m. Saturday.

Police were called, but the victim refused to cooperate and apparently tried to cover up the crime.

She claimed she suffered a black eye when she fell to the ground. But the baby sitter, who was caring for the kids, told cops the husband had punched his wife.

Based on the sitter's account, the husband was charged with attempted assault and child endangerment, a DA's spokeswoman said.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yep just another Rihanna.

Yet another sad lost cause afflicted with the Stockholm Syndrome.
 
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