Why your wife won't have s3x with you

[stevera004]

http://blogs.salon.com/0003935/stories/2004/08/13/introduction.html
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Here are some choice exerpts. Now, can anyone guess why the following dude can't get any?

"On another note, we were intimate last night(the first time in a long time). I think my efforts to listen to her and UNDERSTAND may be having a small impact on how she feels towards me. I also did something different, after a 50 minute foot, leg and back massage(while she was reading her romance novel) I ASKED her if I had PERMISSION to play with her privates and was ready and willing to accept a 'no' answer. I figured that maybe she wasn't comforatbale with my typical massage then automatic moves into heavy groping and petting. I felt that this would give her my recognition that she has the POWER when it comes to her body.

I also bought her a red rose on the way to work this morning and came back home to put it in the kitchen(she always sleeps in until 10a.m.) for her as a sign of appreciation for the giving-of-herself last night."

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[tipsy_619]

IF u werent married to this girl....

U WOULD BE A COMPLETE AFC...

Quoted from the 40 year old virgin....

"UR PUTTIN THE PUZZY ON A PEDESTAL!!!!"

 

[redline]

poor bastard. I hope he comes to his senses.

 

[Borgon]

Originally posted by tipsy_619
IF u werent married to this girl....

U WOULD BE A COMPLETE AFC...

Quoted from the 40 year old virgin....

"UR PUTTIN THE PUZZY ON A PEDESTAL!!!!"

That must be the best quote of the movie and biggest lesson i learned. C &F / confidence whatever you call it, its all about inner game and not putting the puzzy on a pedestal, treat it just like any other old thing.

 

[penkitten]

sheesh

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

It's the Desire stupid.

Let me save you all an evening's worth of reading the entire blog of an essentially asexual woman attempting to improve men (oh, and women as an afterthought) in order to show you the 'secret' hoops you can jump through to getting hot and dirty with your spouse - it's desire.

The Desire Dynamic

You might also have a look at my post here:

Energizing Marriage

 

[fan27]

Originally posted by tipsy_619
IF u werent married to this girl....

U WOULD BE A COMPLETE AFC...

Quoted from the 40 year old virgin....

"UR PUTTIN THE PUZZY ON A PEDESTAL!!!!"

Uhhh.....he seems fairly fustrated to me. That man needs to yank her hair back while he rams his c%#@ up her a@@. That will fix the situation.

 

[KarmaSutra]

JesusthefvckbizastardChrist . . .