iqqi
Master Don Juan
Yes, yes, you sure pegged me.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
STR8UP said:At the usual risk of coming off as a braggart, I'm gonna tell you for 100% certain that I know how to rock a woman's sox and leave her wondering what just happened. Doesn't mean a goddamned thing when you place it against a woman's biological imperative. The 30 minutes of pure ecstasy you give her take a back seat to the flood of emotions she feels the other 16 hours she is awake.
:crackup:iqqi said:Some people just live in their own universe, and are afraid to step outside of it.
ketostix said:So true. First off how is a girl going to really know you can "fvck good" before selecting you and she's actually fvcked you, unless you guessed it, she judging you on appearance? Or unless she's heard stories, therefore judging you on STATUS. Second you can fvck a girl till she's raw, but it means nothing more to her than giving a druggie hit of a drug that she can get easily from someone else on every corner..
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
You're right. Mods, delete sosuave.com. It serves no purpose.John-467 said:ST8RUP, why are u bashin dat girl? lol...she said she waz a chick.
I just think you guys take this whole "women thang" too seriously....and it's why u are constantly here havin da "same ol debates."
Stop taking urself and women so seriously.........stop trying to say that women are shallow, women are this, women are that.....EACH INDIVUDAL PERSON IS DIFFERENT.
But as a whole, I am noticing that whether rich, poor, black, white, ghetto or not.......women are looking for a GREAT FVCK FIRST!
Now OF COURSE, if they CANNNNN, they will "be in a relationship" or "go after" a guy with money, resources, etc.... HELL I would to, wouldn't you? If a guy is DUMB ENUFF to give his money away then fvck it.....I'll take it.
All I'm saying is that you don't have to BE NOR DO soooo much to get women......I just think you guys put wayyyyyyyyyyy to much thought into this.
Quote me then confront me.iqqi said:by the way your first statement and the rest of your post... kind of contradict each other. silly goose!
Anymore cliches up your sleeve, little girl?iqqi said:I'll tell you boys one thing.
Keep doing what you do, and you'll keep getting what you got.
Which is way better than what we were getting folowing advice simlar to yours! Iqqi OWNED!:crackup:iqqi said:I'll tell you boys one thing.
Keep doing what you do, and you'll keep getting what you got.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Well, sir. In your first statement you said my statement was basically because I was a girl. Then the rest of your post dealt with the myth that I am really a man. The me being a man myth comes from my staggering ability to reason and be witty. And that all contradicts your first statement that I said something because I was a girl!STR8UP said:Quote me then confront me.
It's funny because, as much sh1t as you talk, you seem surprised that people get annoyed with you.iqqi said:I'll tell you boys one thing.
Keep doing what you do, and you'll keep getting what you got.
iqqi said:I'll tell you boys one thing.
Keep doing what you do, and you'll keep getting what you got.
OOOOH! yeah! you are so clever! you really got me, you witty (not) little devil!ketostix said:Which is way better than what we were getting folowing advice simlar to yours! Iqqi OWNED!:crackup:
iqqi said:You are taking fvck too seriously, young Keto. John means it like to stimulate a woman's mind, body, soul. Not just stick your d!ck in.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
I call you a man because you act like an a55 when your uncalled for attitude makes its rounds.iqqi said:Well, sir. In your first statement you said my statement was basically because I was a girl. Then the rest of your post dealt with the myth that I am really a man. The me being a man myth comes from my staggering ability to reason and be witty. And that all contradicts your first statement that I said something because I was a girl!
You guys and your "you a girl, you a man" insults. Its funny how much those are thrown around when you don't agree with someone, or someone doesn't agree with you. It doesn't even make any kind of logical sense!
There are a lot of smart people on this board, and I certainly don't claim to be the smartest, but at the same time I believe that even some of the more intelligent posters still have an umbillical cord attached to the matrix. Keto, you truly do "get it".ketostix said:See I predicted this in the begining of the thread. I knew a female would say women don't value money, status or looks. No according to women it's personality and being a nice guy. Gee, why do so many guys have problems with women when all they need is to be personable and nice?
Don't you enjoy her condescending remarks, young keto?ketostix said:I'm taking fvcking too seriously!? Talk about you ahving a subjective reality, like all women. John made it perfectly clear it's all about "fvcking" and I showed why that's not so, unless maybe you're dealing with the lowest status ghetto skanks.
Why would you even get involved in the iq bashing right now, I don't get it.aliasguy said:-
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ok, iqqi, I, for one, will.
'Cause I'm getting what i want. So, I'm gonna keep doing what I do. I'm having fun. And learning from the guys here, too.
All your talk is just that. Chick blah, blah, blah.
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Did she just try to insult someone for a spelling error or typo?iqqi said:You can't own anything when you can't even spell, mon cherie.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.