"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Why worry about women when we have Robots?
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I guess you could technically declare a vibrator a robot and say women are already having sex with Robots. But this whole notion of having a robot mimic a human and form an emotional romantic relationship reeks of:
1) complete and total ****ing retardation
2) complete and total ****ing social retardation
3) massive amounts of LSD
1) complete and total ****ing retardation
2) complete and total ****ing social retardation
3) massive amounts of LSD
WORKEROUTER
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Does it? If it was possible to create a robotic being with a highly developed response system that basically mimicked a humans' response system, and it was basically BELIEVABLY HUMAN, would it be okay?
reminds me of an Old Buffy episode where some Fine azz sex robots are created one of them just like Buffy and Spike Fvcks the **** out of it all the time. ....i wish i had a sexbot... all the woman without the drama and *****yness
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Can't imagine a machine having a vagina that feels indistinguishable from a woman.
I think more likely though in the future will be designer children who have features picked by their parents just like you'd pick options on a car. Intelligence, height, good looks, eye color, athleticism, etc. The technology for this stuff probably exists already, if not, then it's right around the corner.
I think more likely though in the future will be designer children who have features picked by their parents just like you'd pick options on a car. Intelligence, height, good looks, eye color, athleticism, etc. The technology for this stuff probably exists already, if not, then it's right around the corner.
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i could just see 90% or not ALL AFC's relying on this sh!t.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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I can see our homes full of non-humanoid robots in the relatively near future. We already have the iRobot Roomba and other cleaning 'droids, and if you get right down to it the common dishwasher is really a robot as much as any industrial robot is.
The next thing might well be huge companies like FedEx fielding fleets of autonomous delivery bots, trucks that drive themselves and some sort of gizmo to bring out the goods.
Within 40 years I bet I have a robotic maid, but I don't think "she" will look good in a skirt. With all those pieces in place though there's no reason a pretty decent human facsimile couldn't be your maid-bot, and it's a pretty short step from there to "let's see how realistic this maid is" after a little too much tequila I suppose.
I wonder if that means I can get a backrub without a bunch of complaining?
*shrug*
The next thing might well be huge companies like FedEx fielding fleets of autonomous delivery bots, trucks that drive themselves and some sort of gizmo to bring out the goods.
Within 40 years I bet I have a robotic maid, but I don't think "she" will look good in a skirt. With all those pieces in place though there's no reason a pretty decent human facsimile couldn't be your maid-bot, and it's a pretty short step from there to "let's see how realistic this maid is" after a little too much tequila I suppose.
I wonder if that means I can get a backrub without a bunch of complaining?
*shrug*
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who the fvck wants to bone a sewing machine????
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Nah, I don't want to end up giving half my stuff and the house to a maid-bot. 
But once it's an almost perfect simulation of a person I can see a lot of guys with a house full of "maids".
But once it's an almost perfect simulation of a person I can see a lot of guys with a house full of "maids".