"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Why worry about women when we have Robots?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I guess you could technically declare a vibrator a robot and say women are already having sex with Robots. But this whole notion of having a robot mimic a human and form an emotional romantic relationship reeks of:
1) complete and total ****ing retardation
2) complete and total ****ing social retardation
3) massive amounts of LSD
1) complete and total ****ing retardation
2) complete and total ****ing social retardation
3) massive amounts of LSD
WORKEROUTER
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Does it? If it was possible to create a robotic being with a highly developed response system that basically mimicked a humans' response system, and it was basically BELIEVABLY HUMAN, would it be okay?
reminds me of an Old Buffy episode where some Fine azz sex robots are created one of them just like Buffy and Spike Fvcks the **** out of it all the time. ....i wish i had a sexbot... all the woman without the drama and *****yness
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Can't imagine a machine having a vagina that feels indistinguishable from a woman.
I think more likely though in the future will be designer children who have features picked by their parents just like you'd pick options on a car. Intelligence, height, good looks, eye color, athleticism, etc. The technology for this stuff probably exists already, if not, then it's right around the corner.
I think more likely though in the future will be designer children who have features picked by their parents just like you'd pick options on a car. Intelligence, height, good looks, eye color, athleticism, etc. The technology for this stuff probably exists already, if not, then it's right around the corner.
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i could just see 90% or not ALL AFC's relying on this sh!t.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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I can see our homes full of non-humanoid robots in the relatively near future. We already have the iRobot Roomba and other cleaning 'droids, and if you get right down to it the common dishwasher is really a robot as much as any industrial robot is.
The next thing might well be huge companies like FedEx fielding fleets of autonomous delivery bots, trucks that drive themselves and some sort of gizmo to bring out the goods.
Within 40 years I bet I have a robotic maid, but I don't think "she" will look good in a skirt. With all those pieces in place though there's no reason a pretty decent human facsimile couldn't be your maid-bot, and it's a pretty short step from there to "let's see how realistic this maid is" after a little too much tequila I suppose.
I wonder if that means I can get a backrub without a bunch of complaining?
*shrug*
The next thing might well be huge companies like FedEx fielding fleets of autonomous delivery bots, trucks that drive themselves and some sort of gizmo to bring out the goods.
Within 40 years I bet I have a robotic maid, but I don't think "she" will look good in a skirt. With all those pieces in place though there's no reason a pretty decent human facsimile couldn't be your maid-bot, and it's a pretty short step from there to "let's see how realistic this maid is" after a little too much tequila I suppose.
I wonder if that means I can get a backrub without a bunch of complaining?
*shrug*
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who the fvck wants to bone a sewing machine????
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Nah, I don't want to end up giving half my stuff and the house to a maid-bot. 
But once it's an almost perfect simulation of a person I can see a lot of guys with a house full of "maids".
But once it's an almost perfect simulation of a person I can see a lot of guys with a house full of "maids".