Crosstimbers Okie
Don Juan
- Joined
- Mar 7, 2018
- Messages
- 127
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- 134
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Hillary and Nancy...lmao
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What's harsh about that? of course it's conditional dude. Any association is conditional.One of the harsher truths of life IMHO is that women simply are not ideally loving people. Their love is always conditional even with those close to them.
Yeah ...like I'm gonna take the word a a fat ugly pig ...loool
This one was awesome, the caller is very enlightened. I like how he said you wouldn't argue with a 4 yrs old. Does anyone have the Boris Kodjo interview? I'd like to see him be calm while his babe is complaining.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
$20 for *****. Well damn. Pay her to clean the house and do everything else too.
Boris Kodjoe interview links: http://instagr.am/p/B-zokYsJYyR/This one was awesome, the caller is very enlightened. I like how he said you wouldn't argue with a 4 yrs old. Does anyone have the Boris Kodjo interview? I'd like to see him be calm while his babe is complaining.
Oh no, no, no lol they are much much more complicated than that. Most anyway.Reason man wants to have sex: To bust a nut.
Reason women wants to have sex: 200 reasons why she wants sex?
I thought it was just 1 reason so she can have a orgasm or orgasms?