"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Why Woman are *****es

Paintballguy

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Last night, me and two of my friends were coming back from a Less Than Jake concert and one of them gets a text message from a girl he used to mess around with. In the text message she basically sais me and my friend want to get some action.

Both of my friends used to work at a local park so they have copies of the keys for these exact occasions. Anyways, my one friend has to roll to meet up with his girlfriend. So after dropping him off, we head to the park to meet the two chicks.

So we meet them at the gate and drive back to the parking lots and start walking down the trails. We eventually get down to the waterfront which has benches and all that jazz. My friend is then like, "we should go play hide and seek. You two guys (referring to me and the one girl) split up and then try to find us". They start to walk away so I commence the normal bs convo. I'm not really getting any signs and I'm not getting any vibes. All of the sudden, about 15 minutes later my friend gets back and is like we are getting the **** out. Turns out the one chick I was supposed to hook up with has a boyfriend and they totally led me on so the other girl could **** my friend.

Needless to say me and my friend got really pissed and left without doing anything. All I can say is atleast the concert was really good or else it would of been a ****ty night.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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IS|Reinhart

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LOL. good story
 

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Moral of the story is you have a good friend who understands the bros before hos concept. I'm acquainted...or I guess I could say somewhat friends with...a couple jerkoffs that wouldn't have given a sh!t if I were stuck with some ****tease b!tch who had a bf while they were getting some.
 

itishe

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A huge majority of my friends are like that, cool unless it's around women.
 

Chillisauce

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Originally posted by itishe
A huge majority of my friends are like that, cool unless it's around women.
I'd be willing to be ****teased for a while by a chick if it meant one of my chump friends finally getting some action. Sometimes you just gotta take one for the team.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Juan_Man

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At least you are fortunate enough to have good friends.
 

Paintballguy

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Well the thing is, my friend sent her a text saying something about me and the other chick. So she replied saying she thought I was cute and what not. The whole thing is that I got lead on like a mother and screwed me.
 

Juan_Man

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Originally posted by Paintballguy
Well the thing is, my friend sent her a text saying something about me and the other chick. So she replied saying she thought I was cute and what not. The whole thing is that I got lead on like a mother and screwed me.
I some ways I think that this was a typical wingman move, but there are some differences. Your friend's girl already had his text message, so she could have called him any other time to have sex. Why did she have to do it at that moment? Most guys use wingman if they want to approach a stranger who is surrounded by her friends, not some chick, whose number they already have. Plus, if the goal is sex, most guys use a wingman who is willing to go all the way with the other girl if that's what it takes. Here, the girl had no intention of sleeping with Paintballguy, so that's why I think this is a little messed up.
 

Paintballguy

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Plus, my friend does like the chick that originally text'd him at all. He has fvcked her before and I have even gotten head from her. She is just a slut that will do anything to fvck my friend and I got screwed over in the process.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Derek Flint

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Should have ditched the PT and tag-teamed the other chick.
 
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