"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Why Woman are *****es

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Last night, me and two of my friends were coming back from a Less Than Jake concert and one of them gets a text message from a girl he used to mess around with. In the text message she basically sais me and my friend want to get some action.

Both of my friends used to work at a local park so they have copies of the keys for these exact occasions. Anyways, my one friend has to roll to meet up with his girlfriend. So after dropping him off, we head to the park to meet the two chicks.

So we meet them at the gate and drive back to the parking lots and start walking down the trails. We eventually get down to the waterfront which has benches and all that jazz. My friend is then like, "we should go play hide and seek. You two guys (referring to me and the one girl) split up and then try to find us". They start to walk away so I commence the normal bs convo. I'm not really getting any signs and I'm not getting any vibes. All of the sudden, about 15 minutes later my friend gets back and is like we are getting the **** out. Turns out the one chick I was supposed to hook up with has a boyfriend and they totally led me on so the other girl could **** my friend.

Needless to say me and my friend got really pissed and left without doing anything. All I can say is atleast the concert was really good or else it would of been a ****ty night.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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IS|Reinhart

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LOL. good story
 

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Moral of the story is you have a good friend who understands the bros before hos concept. I'm acquainted...or I guess I could say somewhat friends with...a couple jerkoffs that wouldn't have given a sh!t if I were stuck with some ****tease b!tch who had a bf while they were getting some.
 

itishe

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A huge majority of my friends are like that, cool unless it's around women.
 

Chillisauce

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Originally posted by itishe
A huge majority of my friends are like that, cool unless it's around women.
I'd be willing to be ****teased for a while by a chick if it meant one of my chump friends finally getting some action. Sometimes you just gotta take one for the team.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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At least you are fortunate enough to have good friends.
 

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Well the thing is, my friend sent her a text saying something about me and the other chick. So she replied saying she thought I was cute and what not. The whole thing is that I got lead on like a mother and screwed me.
 

Juan_Man

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Originally posted by Paintballguy
Well the thing is, my friend sent her a text saying something about me and the other chick. So she replied saying she thought I was cute and what not. The whole thing is that I got lead on like a mother and screwed me.
I some ways I think that this was a typical wingman move, but there are some differences. Your friend's girl already had his text message, so she could have called him any other time to have sex. Why did she have to do it at that moment? Most guys use wingman if they want to approach a stranger who is surrounded by her friends, not some chick, whose number they already have. Plus, if the goal is sex, most guys use a wingman who is willing to go all the way with the other girl if that's what it takes. Here, the girl had no intention of sleeping with Paintballguy, so that's why I think this is a little messed up.
 

Paintballguy

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Plus, my friend does like the chick that originally text'd him at all. He has fvcked her before and I have even gotten head from her. She is just a slut that will do anything to fvck my friend and I got screwed over in the process.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Derek Flint

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Should have ditched the PT and tag-teamed the other chick.
 
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